What would you do if a Package got delivered to your house and when you opened it up you found out it's...
Cocaine?
What would you do if a Package got delivered to your house and when you opened it up you found out it's...
Cocaine?
Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis
phone the police.
That amount of coke is going to be more trouble than its worth to deal with.
return it to the mafia and beg them to spare my life
Assuming you opened it by accident (i.e. you didn't see the name / address before opening it), then you call the police.
If you did see the name, why did you open it? It wasn't addressed to you, so you can be held liable for intentionally opening a package that you knew wasn't yours. Potentially a double whammy if it is coke.
Last edited by Doctor Amadeus; 2015-07-14 at 05:48 PM.
Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis
either the sender, the receiver, or a Law organization is going to come knocking on your door wanting to know where their coke is, or why you have a brick of coke being delivered to your door. One thing I Learned a long time ago is not shit where you eat, and taking delivery of a brick of coke is like taking Foot long steaming turd on your dinning room table.
Opening other people's mail is a crime, and a mailed package has a fairly obvious paper trail. I wouldn't open it in the first place.
EDIT: Oh, if it was addressed to me, and contained something like cocaine, then it's going right to the police.
Happens quite a lot at my house. We typically call the delivery company's main number and tell them we received a package for the wrong person or at the wrong address. They send someone back out to scan in and take the package off to its true owner.
"We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see." ― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
If I got a sealed package sent to my door that was clearly not intended to be sent to me, I wouldn't open it in the first place.
My associates and I want our coke back, you little fucking shit.
You're getting exactly what you deserve.
I would not open it O_o I would call the mail company, or deliver to the person myself if I knew who it was (maybe the previous owner of the house? Happens a lot here!).
NEVER
NEVER
NEVER
Open other people's mail stuff. It isn't mine, and I would not like to have my mail being viewed by someone who isn't me.
Missed the cocaine part. I get packages for other people or other addresses. I wouldn't know a package actually contained the cocaine though, if it were addressed for someone else I wouldn't open it to find out. If it was just an unlabeled or otherwise unofficial box with cocaine in it then I'd call the police to report it.
"We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see." ― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
I wouldn't open it in the first place. I'd call the carrier and tell them they fucked up (unless the intended recipients are neighbors/people I know, in which case I'd hand it over to them).
edit: if the package is actually addressed to me and contains cocaine, I'd call the cops.
Last edited by Ciddy; 2015-07-19 at 07:18 PM.
Call the police?
Even if I was criminal enough to make money from it, how could I do that? Drive to the next city, look for a dark corner near the station and ask people passing by i they want to buy coke?