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    Have you ever done anything illegal?

    Post everything illegal you've ever done. And how to be able to reach you just in case.

    I once jay-walked and never got caught.
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    Illegal? Yes. Criminal? No. (excluding speeding with car)
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    who are you, @notacop?
    anyway, pretty sure smoking/bringing weed across state lines is a no no.
    edit: probably should add driving drunk and/or stoned, never been caught though.
    Last edited by Sky High; 2015-10-21 at 11:16 PM.

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    Fished without a license once. Did pretty good.
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    Yes I have a few times but nothing that harmed others badly

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    Yes, lots of things. Nothing that harmed anyone though.

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    Incest is illegal right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seiko Sora View Post
    Incest is illegal right?
    Yes, now you can continue to the other thread to tell us about it.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Lol, I have over 27 total arrests, a dozen total felonies. Drug trafficking narcotics, illegal firearm possession, felon possession of firearm, manslaughter charges that were overruled as self defense. The list is rather too long to keep going honestly...many of it just petty crimes and drug possessions. First arrest I was 11 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tj119 View Post
    Lol, I have over 27 total arrests, a dozen total felonies. Drug trafficking narcotics, illegal firearm possession, felon possession of firearm, manslaughter charges that were overruled as self defense. The list is rather too long to keep going honestly...many of it just petty crimes and drug possessions. First arrest I was 11 years old.
    Why did you do that?

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    I went 1 over the speed limit once. Living on the edge.

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    Public nudity count as Illegal? Cause one time I had my family jewels hanging out when I accidentally ripped my pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfootbigd View Post
    Post everything illegal you've ever done. And how to be able to reach you just in case.
    This is a joke, right? I do something "illegal" basically every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seiko Sora View Post
    Incest is illegal right?
    Depends where you are from. I guess in the void everything is legal.

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    Firearms without a license, shooting outside of duck season, poaching, fishing without a license, driving without a license, driving drunk, possession of marijuana, supplying liquor to minors, drinking underage, piracy, urination in public, public nudity.

    Wow, I've broken a lot more laws than I thought I had.

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    I've walked across the street when lights have been red rarely... I'm evil villain now !
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    I once murdered the president of a small asian country, as a contract that I got off the International Hired Assassin Network!

    True story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    Why did you do that?
    Raised in a dirt poor place around gangs, drugs and it just became a way to survive for a while. and once me and my brother got in foster care I just did whatever I thought was fun.

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    Oh no, I'm not falling for that question again.
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