A fun little thread to help pass the time until da legion returns mons!
*nothing to be taken seriously in this thread*
Vanilla & BC: "Lol, EQ was so bad! WoW so gud, and it's accessible!"
*after making the game even more accessible, because thats what people liked about it*
WotLK: ... "They made it casual now it sucks. Old world was better!"
*revamped and returned to the old world to appeal to both the new fanbase and old fanbase*
Cata: "They made it even more casual now it sucks more. Dragon Soul 2 hard. WotLK was the best!"
*goes back to introducing a new, unexplored continent, and made LFR an optional difficultly*
MoP: "Lol pandas? LFR is staying? Orcs were edgier. Why Half-Hill not a full one player house? Worst expansion evar, Cata was Better!"
*went back to being somewhat dark and gave people not only a house but a full on adventure town to customize*
WoD: "Nothing to do in the world, sitting in garrison all day. Too many orcs! Not enough legion! MoP was the best!"
*makes Broken Isles playable in any order and adds open world quests, more legion*
Prediction: "Sitting in my garrison was more fun than actually putting effort into open world questing."
*turns WoW into a lobby game, instances everything*
"..."
*subscriber count drops to 6 mill, FFXIV overtakes*
Plot predictions: Illidan comes back being an edgy anti-hero, everybody who wanted him to come back so calls him out as a gary-sue and for being unbeatable and too cool. Varian dies but just turns out to be hiding. Jaina goes berserk and murders a ton of Horde but this being the WoW writing team, she'll be forgiven and get off with a slap on the wrist. Gallywix sells out Sylvanas and turns the Horde into a megacorp selling Kaja'Kola. "There must always be... a legion!" and the baddies are never defeated until Blizz decides WoW is too affordable to maintain, Alagon facepalms and says "screw it I'm reoriginating the planet" and everybody turns into orange tang, WoW ends with Gainax ending and all is well with world.