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    I take great pleasure in my roommates getting a job

    one down and one to go. I love how they look so tired after a day's work. Gives me so much satisfaction


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    Haha.

    My slacker mate is the same. Intelligent guy, but is anti-work to the extreme. Only works three days a week, but I get the same text message most Fridays.
    "Knackered mate, been working most of the week. Perhaps tomorrow".

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    Your threads are hilarious, mate.
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    I can't explain it because I'm an idiot, and I have to live with that post for the rest of my life. Better to just smile and back away slowly. Ignore it so that it can go away.
    Thanks for the avatar goes to Carbot Animations and Sy.

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    I am supportive though. I tell them it gets better after a couple weeks. you are just not used to using your muscles.

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    Work is overrated and many times unnecessary.
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    I'm calling it, Republicans will hold congress in 2018 and Trump will win again in 2020.

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    Oh dear... you have roommates?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GennGreymane View Post
    Oh dear... you have roommates?
    I got 3. It's nice knowing I don't have to supply all the food now.

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    The look of disgust on my roomies face as she got home just now. Sorry honey, I didn't have that fresca waiting for you when you got home. I'm an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I got 3. It's nice knowing I don't have to supply all the food now.

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    The look of disgust on my roomies face as she got home just now. Sorry honey, I didn't have that fresca waiting for you when you got home. I'm an asshole.
    Roomates make life interesting. I have 1 who is meh about politics, and two who are widely the opposite direction.

    However, we have agreed to not talk about politics. I would rather not trigger them, considering how fragile one of the two is. She really needs somebody like me around to remind her the world isn't la la land with rainbows and sunshine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckSparkles View Post
    Roomates make life interesting. I have 1 who is meh about politics, and two who are widely the opposite direction.

    However, we have agreed to not talk about politics. I would rather not trigger them, considering how fragile one of the two is. She really needs somebody like me around to remind her the world isn't la la land with rainbows and sunshine.
    Why don't you two just bang already?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodarzna View Post
    I'm calling it, Republicans will hold congress in 2018 and Trump will win again in 2020.

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    So glad I don't have roomates.
    Kom graun, oso na graun op. Kom folau, oso na gyon op.

    #IStandWithGinaCarano

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamdwelf View Post
    Why don't you two just bang already?
    She is married to the other trigger-happy roomate.

    They are good friends from college, but this election has had a few rough patches every now and then.

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    I cannot deny. This put a damn smile on my face.

    I always thought the line was, "Welcome to the real world" but I like this one much better.

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    my question is...why have roommates? lol I'm so happy i don't have to deal with living with people who can take up my privacy xD

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    This is quite the passive-aggressive post. I can only imagine how wonderful it would be to be roommates with the OP.

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    Why do you even call them roommates. You live with your family.

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    How do you have roommates if they don't have a job? How are they getting this money to pay for rent and utilities?
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    inb4 "flying is a major part of the reason I have fun in wow!"
    Buy a fucking flight sim then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Why do you even call them roommates. You live with your family.
    Don't talk to the crazy man, just leave him alone.

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    Doesn't a "roommate" mean someone actually lives in the same room as you do? Wouldn't there be a more adult term one might use, such as cohabitation, if people share a house or a flat? Or even "housemate" or "flatmate" for that matter? Or are we talking about some kind of a single room campus housing where you actually have more than one person living in a single room?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    This is quite the passive-aggressive post. I can only imagine how wonderful it would be to be roommates with the OP.
    who bucksparkles or jayburner?
    r.i.p. alleria. 1997-2017. blizzard ruined alleria forever. blizz assassinated alleria's character and appearance.
    i will never forgive you for this blizzard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Why do you even call them roommates. You live with your family.
    That was my thought, as well.
    "Bananas, like people, sometimes look different when they are naked." Grace Helbig

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