Blizzard April Fools 2017

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WoW Patch 7.2

[Deleted]

Nah the real joke is
We’re rolling out hotfixes that make the following changes:
Enemies around the Broken Shore will no longer drop Nethershards by default.
Enemies in the shadow of the Sentinax will drop Nethershards.
Nethershard rewards from Rare Elites on the Broken Shore have been increased.
Nethershard rewards associated with Sentinax portals and beacons have been greatly increased in a hotfix that just went live.
Legion Assaults, coming on Tuesday, will also be a lucrative source of Nethershards.

SO you can farm then even less. No where do i see Greatly increased gain nethershards, SO it will still take fucking HOURS, to gain enough, To buy a item, that gives a random stat item, which RNG stat and randomly may level up, WHICH RNG could be a legendary(even if increased is still tiny).

I mean, people complain about AP. What about RNG on top of RNG with RNG RNG RNG. Think about it, I buy a item that may have good stats and may warforge itself, THAT is already 2 times RNG on 1 item, THEN RNG sidedish with it could be a legendary.

[Deleted]

Nah the real joke is
We’re rolling out hotfixes that make the following changes:
Enemies around the Broken Shore will no longer drop Nethershards by default.
Enemies in the shadow of the Sentinax will drop Nethershards.
Nethershard rewards from Rare Elites on the Broken Shore have been increased.
Nethershard rewards associated with Sentinax portals and beacons have been greatly increased in a hotfix that just went live.
Legion Assaults, coming on Tuesday, will also be a lucrative source of Nethershards.

SO you can farm then even less. No where do i see Greatly increased gain nethershards, SO it will still take fucking HOURS, to gain enough, To buy a item, that gives a random stat item, which RNG stat and randomly may level up, WHICH RNG could be a legendary(even if increased is still tiny).

I mean, people complain about AP. What about RNG on top of RNG with RNG RNG RNG. Think about it, I buy a item that may have good stats and may warforge itself, THAT is already 2 times RNG on 1 item, THEN RNG sidedish with it could be a legendary.

I farmed sentinax today and got ~5k shards per hour, this place is awesome at the moment

[Twilight Cultist]

Nah the real joke is
We’re rolling out hotfixes that make the following changes:
Enemies around the Broken Shore will no longer drop Nethershards by default.
Enemies in the shadow of the Sentinax will drop Nethershards.
Nethershard rewards from Rare Elites on the Broken Shore have been increased.
Nethershard rewards associated with Sentinax portals and beacons have been greatly increased in a hotfix that just went live.
Legion Assaults, coming on Tuesday, will also be a lucrative source of Nethershards.

SO you can farm then even less. No where do i see Greatly increased gain nethershards, SO it will still take fucking HOURS, to gain enough, To buy a item, that gives a random stat item, which RNG stat and randomly may level up, WHICH RNG could be a legendary(even if increased is still tiny).

I mean, people complain about AP. What about RNG on top of RNG with RNG RNG RNG. Think about it, I buy a item that may have good stats and may warforge itself, THAT is already 2 times RNG on 1 item, THEN RNG sidedish with it could be a legendary.

Sentinax farming after the hotfix is actually about as efficient as the Wrynfall farming before it was nerfed.

[Marrilaife]

Half the servers being offline in EU this morning... At least it's fixed now.

[Lochton]

WoW Patch 7.2

*slow clap*

Wow...

Such jokes...

Magnificent...

Very April...

So funny...

/s

Could at least have posted in the other.

[HordeFanboy]

Funny and true.

[XDurionX]

Don't cut yourself being so edgy.

[Emerald Archer]

Nah the real joke is
We’re rolling out hotfixes that make the following changes:
Enemies around the Broken Shore will no longer drop Nethershards by default.
Enemies in the shadow of the Sentinax will drop Nethershards.
Nethershard rewards from Rare Elites on the Broken Shore have been increased.
Nethershard rewards associated with Sentinax portals and beacons have been greatly increased in a hotfix that just went live.
Legion Assaults, coming on Tuesday, will also be a lucrative source of Nethershards.

SO you can farm then even less. No where do i see Greatly increased gain nethershards, SO it will still take fucking HOURS, to gain enough, To buy a item, that gives a random stat item, which RNG stat and randomly may level up, WHICH RNG could be a legendary(even if increased is still tiny).

I mean, people complain about AP. What about RNG on top of RNG with RNG RNG RNG. Think about it, I buy a item that may have good stats and may warforge itself, THAT is already 2 times RNG on 1 item, THEN RNG sidedish with it could be a legendary.

That clearly shows you don't know what you're talking about. Sentinax farming now far exceeds the murloc farming. I farmed for 45 minutes then, 12k nethershards.

1 tank, 1 healer, 3 hunters, 5 portals under our control tag wise. Non stop for 45minutes. Drowning in shards.

[Aeula]

edgy.

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Deleted]

That clearly shows you don't know what you're talking about. Sentinax farming now far exceeds the murloc farming. I farmed for 45 minutes then, 12k nethershards.

1 tank, 1 healer, 3 hunters, 5 portals under our control tag wise. Non stop for 45minutes. Drowning in shards.

No i know what i am talking about, I just dont think, We can always make a Imginary senario where Our tank is a Brewmaster perfectly fitting His Statue between 3 portals as 3 hunters use barrage.

it is childish to say " OH well i can so everyone can"
if you play the game casually, I know shocking. gasp. it is a boring ass sytem that takes to long for any REAL reward, yeah if you play 14 hours each day farming shards it is fast, with a perfect group. But on a casual level, it is better then before i will give you that. but still would take hours to get 5k To use buy a adventure of RNG to get a legendary.

[Pull My Finger]

Pathetic whiners, get out of my game.

[Splenda]

This thread doesn't have much of a point, so gonna close.