Rym rhymes and wants you to rhyme as well!

[Deleted]

Why do gnomes
suddenly appear
if i drink
too much beer?

Just like me
they long to be
close to beer!

Your turn!

[Puupi]

Well well rym, you shouldn't drink beer
you passed out, the gnomes found a hole in your rear

The most courageous gnome dove in your hole
now he lives in your bum as a rectal mole

[Deleted]

Those gnomes are made for punting,
that's what they are for.
and if you keep on punting
you want to punt them even more!

[Niwes]

your signature is from skinner,
and a gnome is in your inner.
i assume you are a sinner.
but what do i know? as a beginner.

[Deleted]

And the place
where i was born
was Booty Bay,
in Stranglethorn!

[Puupi]

In Booty Bay of Stranglethorn,
rym got involved in kiddy porn
First he thought she was an ugly Gnome,
but soon found out he was trapped by a kid called Gamon

[Deleted]

I dont think its funny to accuse others of watching kiddy porn.

Puupi just went onto my ignore list.

To continue rhyming without pervert stuff:

And the day,
when i was born,
they raise a flag
in strangethorn!

[Puupi]

Oh shit this took an unexpected turn,
something I said caused OP to burn!

Watching kiddy porn wasn't even mentioned in this debacle,
the event in Booty Bay included a Tauren and a tentacle.

[Splenda]

Silliness is encouraged, but we're pretty strongly against things taking weird sexual turns. Let's not, ok?

[rayvio]

I searched through all of Winterspring
And I checked the Barrens twice
I asked in general chat
I even asked mankriks wife
I looked in Elwynn Forest
I searched in Theramore
I asked in Orgrimmar
And I looked in Molten Core
Then came the Cataclysm
So I rechecked every zone
I even went to the Maelstrom
And descended to Deepholme
I visited the Pandas
And even asked the Sha
On this quest of mine
I searched near and far
I took a boat to Northrend
And checked in Valliance
I interrogated Horde
And pestered the Alliance
I looked in Dalaran
And behind the Wrath Gate
I went back to Goldshire Tavern
Where we had our last date
I asked the dueling lowbies
And terrorised the twinks
I visited Shattrath City
To see what Ad'al thinks
I asked in Lower City
Where a troll sold me some soap
And I looked in Honor Hold
And left with little hope
But my search ended at last
I found her outside the wall
She turned and waved at me
When she heard me call
I couldn't help but cheer
I'd thought we'd never meet
Then along came the Fel Reaver
And she was crushed beneath his feet

[Deleted]

The gnomes are free,
noone ever could catch them
they are way too wee,
to find cages which match em.

They are way too slippy,
you cant get them hold,
the gnomes just are free
as i already told!

Bonus: a german version

Die Gnome sind frei,
wer soll sie auch fangen.
Sie sind viel zu klein,
für Käfige mit Stangen.

Man kann sie nicht sehen,
selbst nicht im Stehen,
es bleibet dabei,
die Gnome sind frei.

[Daneman]

Rym went to the rim
Rym want the bin

[Deleted]

My papa was a rolling gnome,
whereever he put his mount,
was his home,
and when he died,
he defended the flag alone!

[rayvio]

this one is from waaaay back in Burning Crusade

Goodbye Gryphon
You served me well
Flying over Zangramarsh
And the fires of Hell
It's just a pity
That your feathers smell
Of Dwarves

Oh stop crying
For pity's sake
I'm replacing you
With a Netherdrake

[Deleted]

Two rabbits came
out of their cave,
when a paladin appeared,
strong and brave!

Approaching the rabbits
which he just found,
paladin looks mad,
him turning around,
no paladin ever ran faster than him,
crying loud, acting like dim!

One rabbit says to the other one
"Oh, that would have been fun!
But unfortunately, he wont try anmore!
because he learned,
from the battleground before!"