How you got revenge.

[Garreyn]

For those who have encountered members of a group or players that really piss you off, what are ways you have struck back at them?

For me, I remember a Heroic: Halls of Lightning run in very early Wrath of the Lich King. There were a number of DpS that were pulling the mobs because they thought I would pick them up from them and they "Were just having fun." A number of other pulls into the instance when they kept doing it, I snapped and tried to pull the entire instance in one single pull to make the DpS suffer and to make the healer who was condoning it suffer with their 100 gold repair bills. It was really fun when we got to the room with the vrykrul statues.

[BrotherGriMM]

Misdirect the nerdraging mage

[Cpttrips]

bubble hearth works for me

[Aerikaya]

Seems to be more and more DPS that want to pull while running random heroics. A guildie and I usually pair up tank/healer so we get groups fast. Mages and DKs seem to be the worst offenders, but they will just randomly pull a pack with neither of us ready.

We let them die then proceed to clear the mob. When we get the standard "WTF?" Both of us type in at about the same time "You pull it, you tank it"

[TheeZ]

I was in a raid full of retards once.
So we were on Twin Valkyr, just finished off Faction Champions, I started the talk with that one guy, and started the Twin Valkyr encounter.
Eventually they entered, they got ninja pulled and I watched how they all died, by the time they came to me (the valkyr) I bubble hearthed and I laughed my ass off

[Borakh]

I don't believe in revenge.

[Nartalath]

If people are being ass-hats and pull mobs or stand in shit, I don't heal them. When they go "WTF? No HEALZ?" I tell them I can't heal through stupid. Then I don't rez them. :P

On my rogue I'll usually tricks the stupid person and pop all my CD's- Guaranteed to pull off the tank.

As far as the "You pull, you tank" mentality it doesn't bother me. :P Either tricks the tank or w/e, I have so much dodge from my agility that with Evasion I'm well over 100%. Granted, it only lasts 15 secs but it's usually dead by then.

[Annaconda]

Was in a group with a punch of retards, who did everthing wrong and being childish. Not resurrecting me, not healing and punch of other stupid things.
So I just left the group and wished them good luck. I did about 43 procent of the damage. So doubt they finished the instance.

[Keile]

Seems to be more and more DPS that want to pull while running random heroics. A guildie and I usually pair up tank/healer so we get groups fast. Mages and DKs seem to be the worst offenders, but they will just randomly pull a pack with neither of us ready.

We let them die then proceed to clear the mob. When we get the standard "WTF?" Both of us type in at about the same time "You pull it, you tank it"

Yeah i have that same motto.

And usually i get a "Nice Tanking, princess"

To which i simply respond: "You too, cupcake "

[Naft]

bubble hearth works for me

^ As a main tank this works.. Extremely well to get revenge

[gigaryzr]

on my pali healer the other day, i got into a random h-nexus, had this hunter who was kinda low on dps but wasn't to bad, and its just a heroic, but we get to the last boss and he's just standing there, i tell him to move, and he doesn't respond, he died, boss died, i left group, and i was the only rezzer lol

[aegis5108]

same thing for dk's put up a death gate pull run away. I'm a tank, and it always seems to be in heroics where dps pull even bosses and i won't tank till that dps is dead. Other annoying thing is in pugs that won't give tanks assist in icc 10. then get angry when we pull a back of 5 or so and all the dps dps different targets and die as i try to just grab everything i can

[KandyCane]

I don't really feel like letting it go out over the rest of the group, but the behaviour of some reason before we have finished buffing has usually made me leave the group immediately again. Rather wait 15 minutes than go another 15 minutes with a jerk not able to wait two minutes for everyone to be ready, buffed and stuffed with Strudels.

It's not that bad if they just start jumping around, although it's still annoying. The worst is when they convince themselves that it'll go faster to charge straight into the pack without anyone else being ready(this happens surprisingly often in Halls of Stone)

[Edrenara]

A shaman using a scarlet signet decided that he was going to ninja a Signet of Edward the Odd and not use it...

I decided to Cheetah, run ahead, and MD the rest of H CoS to him. He died four times ;D

[Miji]

Group: My undead shadow priest + pally tank + priest healer + DK + Huntard.
Instance: Halls of Stone
Situation: Everyone in the group, excluding my priest in the tank was pulling under 2k dps, so I was loling at them.


Kay, so this DK / Huntard duo of idiocy begin to rag no how much of a shitty shadow priest I am. Lemme give you a run down, my spriest has naxx 10 / 25 gear since I rarely play him, and still pulls 3kish dps or so. Now, not wanting to listen to these two and their gibbertrash excuse for language, I informed them that my rogue outdpsed them while afk'd and autoattacking in pvp gear + spec. Of course they didn't like this, and refused to accept it and said my rogue probably has worse gear than my priest (My Night Elf rogue rocking ToGC 25 / ToC 25 gear, with a mix of furious / deadly / relentless pvp gear.) So to teach these scrubs a lesson I invited them, all 4 of them because the tank and healer being silent annoyed me, to meet me outside HoS and see how long it would take the 4 of them to kill me.

About 15 minutes later, there they are fully buffed outside HoS ready and waiting. By now, you're probably asking "How the fuck is this revenge?" It isn't really..... the 4 rogues from my guild that came with me on the other hand was.

55 or so minutes later, they're still being farmed and I'm recieving whispers from the pally tank to please just let him go because he can't afford spirit rezzing anymore.

[Aswed]

i love using mole machine to see which nubs press it, and for all the others, a MD and a shot is all it takes

[fapjackmasta]

i only dps and no one ever gets pissed at me cuz i just MD the tank so he has to tank the mob ;D

i dont think ive evr really gotten revenge on bad tanks and healers tho... what is it that you can do?

[Shiikarii]

Jumping of cliffs(mainly in AB), dismounting, using my parachute and leaving whoever was in the passenger seat to fall to their death.

[kneeo]

Given the new "Vote to kick feature", I tell them how terrible/retarded they are, and then boot them.

Come to think of it I did that before the vote to kick feature as well. I can just be more heartless now when it's not people on my server.

[Miji]

Jumping of cliffs(mainly in AB), dismounting, using my parachute and leaving whoever was in the passenger seat to fall to their death.

I used to sell rides from Orgrimmar to Tanaris on my priest. I'd get to the great lift, run off and pop levitate while /loling at the nubs who paid 50g to die in 1k needles.