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    Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    No easier way to win a wsg than to control the field. Thanks for the easy wins.

    Oh, and what absolutely *slays* me is allis try to pretend like they turtle because they're smart and strategic.

    Oh ya, you turtled all those games you were already losing 0-2 because that's good strategy rofl. It's like you just want me to get my 3 marks.

    It must be embarassing to be alliance.


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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    I can say the same thing about horde on my battlegroup so its not just the alliance like that

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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    Cool story bro. Alliance in your battlegroup = all alliance amirite? But we're happy you won your WSG. The other day I got my PvP daily done in like 30 seconds because I joined a winning bg at the last second! Clap for me
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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    Wow... generalizations ftw




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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    I forgot that there's only one Battlegroup now. Thanks for the reminder!
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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    I'm 143-49 in WSG.

    Because I have a good record and I'm Alliance, this means that Alliance completely dominates WSG across all Battlegroups 100% of the time.















































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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    I'm 143-49 in WSG.
    Rofl everyone has a good record in bgs thanks to /afk

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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Ofmanv
    Rofl everyone has a good record in bgs thanks to /afk
    I don't see your logic.

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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Ofmanv
    Rofl everyone has a good record in bgs thanks to /afk
    That wasn't my point at all, but ok.

    And no, I don't afk. While someone will twist this into something else as well more than likely, I've gotten 152 flag captures and 204 flag returns while "afking."

    Keep at the poor trolling though.

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    I've gotten 152 flag captures and 204 flag returns while "afking."
    Rofl I have that on at least 7 alts that aren't even level 80 yet. Sereus bidniz.

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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    Learn what he meant by /afk.

    /afk will leave the BG

    Oh noes we are going to lose and it will upset by awesome win record!! /afk

    Oh yay we are winning i will stay!!

    Sorry but your win / loss stats in a system such as this is completely useless.

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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    The amount of times I see players leave a BG even though the game is about to end is incredible. They clearly leave so it won't 'upset' their stats (the stats that nobody reads or cares about apart from themselves).

    LOL

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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    Here is the deal. After the second cap, it's pretty obvious you're going to lose if you're getting nuked by the other team that, either through gear or gameplay, is better somehow. Therefore, you decide to make them work for that third cap by turtling in the base. It's not that your faction really thinks they're going to win; they would just like a final chance to do some damage rather than going out to a pointless 1 vs 7 death below the graveyard.

    And, having played often enough, I know that it isn't only allies who turtle in the base sometimes.

    Some people just don't want to accept that sometimes you win one, and sometimes you lose. Unless you have a cast miracle spell in your spellbook that is glyphed for bonus miracles on every swing, you're simply not going to win all of the time.

    The only people who should be embarrassed about it are those who spend 75% of their time telling their own team how much they "suck," but when you check, they are in the middle (or wose, at the bottom) of the scoreboard.
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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    If you think I AFK games to save my record, then check my SotA/AB records. :P

    WSG was/still is pretty much dominated by Alliance on Vengeance. I won't sit here and say I never afk'd a game in those ~200, but I didn't do it to "save" my record.

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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    hey guys, lets argue with battlemasters about bg's!

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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    I'm on Magtheridon and Alliance win WSG all the time. I can't do the Call To Arms achievement because Call to arms WSG is impossible. I'm not complaining (I'm kinda resigned to it lol, and the solution is just not to do WSG) but I'm curious what causes such skews in some battlegroups. And it isn't unique to alliance, I've heard one alliance (not sure about realm) saying that horde always win in their battlegroup.
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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Ofmanv
    No easier way to win a wsg than to control the field. Thanks for the easy wins.

    Oh, and what absolutely *slays* me is allis try to pretend like they turtle because they're smart and strategic.

    Oh ya, you turtled all those games you were already losing 0-2 because that's good strategy rofl. It's like you just want me to get my 3 marks.

    It must be embarassing to be alliance.

    and id like to thank you for turtles in av i need all the hk's for armor wepons i can get and you all standing there makes it so much easyer for me to get them. but i guess im just generalizing but thanks anyway!!!
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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    Where are the turtles in wsg, I can't find any :<

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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Serryn
    hey guys, lets argue with battlemasters about bg's!

    Battlemaster doesn't really prove anything about BGs...that being said, I agree with Sam and the Original Poster is an idiot.
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    Re: Alliance turtling every wsg makes me laugh so hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Ofmanv
    No easier way to win a wsg than to control the field. Thanks for the easy wins.

    Oh, and what absolutely *slays* me is allis try to pretend like they turtle because they're smart and strategic.

    Oh ya, you turtled all those games you were already losing 0-2 because that's good strategy rofl. It's like you just want me to get my 3 marks.

    It must be embarassing to be alliance.


    Threads like this make me lol so hard. I hear 2 examples of something will prove things nowadays.

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