If I had a dollar for every time...

[Panjandrum]

If I had a dollar (I'd prefer a pound though) for everyone who said "less" when they meant "fewer"...

If I had a dollar every time the casual v "epic" thread appeared on the EU official forums...

If I had a dollar every time I ran out of quests to do because I'd spent too much levelling time in instances...

[Rolzun]

I would be really rich If.. :

I had a dollar (or euro) for everytime anyone mentions gearscore

--, someone start telling tank sux when it has less than 30k health in 5man heroic (not ICC heroics kinda)

--, people call moonkins "boomkins" or "doomkins" ^^ :P

--, someone tells in /2 someone is a ninja. (yes, it happens everyday in my realm, Jaedenar EU)

[Foxhoundn]

If I had a dollar everytime you guys from GWAT - Grammar Words and Technics show up i would be a fucking millionaire.....

[Pheonixis]

If I had a dollar every time I fapped...

[adnre]

If I had a dollar for all Damage done on my Characters...

damn i would be so rich
6.305.676.983 on my warrior

[Glox]

If I had a dollar for every time someone says "LFM weekly Naxx 5500+ GS, FAST RUN!"

[SPC7R0]

If i had a dollar for every emblem of triumph i got while leveling up.... i would have 100 ^^

[Serenais]

If I had a dollar every time I hear someone say "paladinz r facerollz" or "more QQ please"...

[Philenia]

If I had an Euro every time a DPS ninja pulls in PuG's

[Lucky]

if i had a dollar for every time i quit and came back to this fucking game...

[Bluey111]

If i had a dollar for every time i top charts with 10k HPS +

If i had a dollar for every time my guildie says a stupid thing lol

[Zaios]

If I had a dollar for every time our guild hunter has misdirected to AFK people...

[agelos]

Can we please stop all these pointless threads, there's like 10 current "game" threads.

If i had one dollar for every time this guy cried on having a specific thread locked on mmo-champion.....
Seen him so many times...

[Belize]

If i had a dollar someone in a pug/random refuses to listen.
If i had a dollar everytime someone rage quits because i used logic to tear apart their stament/argument.

[Svärta]

if i had a dollar for every time i've visited pornhub instead of healing 5mans with overgeared tanks... oh the wealth!

[Maskara]

If I had a Dollar for every Huntard I find...

If I had a Dollar for every item Ninjad by a Hunter...

If I had a Dollar for everytime a Ret Paladin pressed more than 1 button...

If I had a Dollar for everytime I've said 'Nerf Heirlooms in PvP!'

... and so on.

[Sarcasm]

If I had a dollar for every dual-wielding DK tank I saw using 2x Rimefang's Claw...

Or more generally:
If I had a dollar for every dual-wielding DK I saw using two fast weapons...

[Powerogue]

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!"
-squidward

If i had a dollar for every time i pwned a noob, i'd have like....*counts on toes* 1,842 dollars or somethin!

[Izhara]

For every time a melee hunter tried to justify wanting to fight in melee with their pet "Because Drizzt did it."