your best pvp blooper stories.....

[Deleted]

Arathi Basin. Going to Farm, I see 6 horde there and i'm alone. I'm too lazy to just turn around so i'll just zerg in and die miserably and get a free res... I think. They all mount up and ride away.

I cap farm. I ask myself ?? wtf ??

[Ryquis]

Well its not opposite faction but here we go - its the setup that makes it more win.
Some alli paladin was bashin my guild in trade, pretty much one of the only pvp guilds on the server, saying he could roll anyone from our guild cause we were all terrible. He went as far as to bet 2k gold to me, not a particularly avid pvp'r but versed in the generalities of not sucking for a duel, so we meet outside Stormwind.
Duel starts, he drops consecrate and backpedals out of it immediately after (I'm a rogue watching this unfold in stealth behind him and laughing. I sap, he trinkets the sap and proceeds to get wailed on for the full duration of kidney. Wanting to save most of my cooldowns for the bubble, I wait off on the blind and both vanishes - he pops the bubble, I vanish, and, instead of healing or doing anything productive, he proceeds to sprint away from the dueling area, getting the "flees from duel" notification. He comes back half a minute later making that argument that I didn't actually win the duel, so no money paid. So I challenge him again. And so to prevent him from running away, I sit there, out of stealth, waiting as the duel starts, and proceed to fight him in a face to face duel as pvp mutilate, in a straight up double mut envenom rotation as if he was a raid boss, until we were both about half hp, at which point I vanished and murdered him, he didn't trinket. If you hadn't figured out where this was going, he ninja logged and didnt pay me :-(

[Hodenkrieg]

I have screenshots of a feral druid completely nerd raging because the mark someone put over his head was making horde see him in stealth.

Before you go "hunters mark" I thought the same thing.
It was the green triangle raid icon that raid leaders can put on stuff. He tagged the druid with it, and the druid was raging that horde could see him because of it.

[SuperShaggy]

(80 Rogue at the time in Furious I believe)Was Alt Tabbed out reading some forum posts as I was waiting for Wintergrasp to start and one of my periodic checks to see if the queue was almost done, I clicked the screen back up to see some PvE hero DK trying to AFK (A Free Kill) me. Since I hadn't attacked him yet, just nailed him with a Blind, CoS'd to get the damn diseases off, walked off, started eating and stealthed. He must not have been paying attention because he dropped his D&D around him as I was regaining my health. Waited for the crimson to fade and just demolished him with full CDs.

Another time, another DK. Was doing the PvE quest in WG where you collect crap off the monsters and I see this DK there, I think to myself, "Hey! Destroy him and I can collect some off of him and have the area to myself until he comes back!" So I hit him with a Sap to see if he's dumb enough to trinket. He passed that test and I threw out a Cheap Shot and he trinkets instantly as I'm hitting him with a Mut. Right before my energy regains enough to Kidney shot his ghoul attacks me and stuns me. He meanwhile, turns around DoTs me.. and proceeds to kite me with his ghoul constantly slowing me down. I got freaking kited by a DK. Now adays, I'd L2P and Blind/Gouge the pet and run after his ass but I was so taken back by a kiting DK that I lulwut and died.

[Boloney]

countless times in AB i see people jump off LM and die, or jump down to GM and die

[gricko]

This last Midsummer,I was at Thunder Bluff trying to steal the flame. This summer I didn't want to raid much so I did Skettis stuff,Netherdrakes and other stuff like that and had the Skettis slowfall back on me.

Just as I was going for the flame, a druid popped up and I put my diseases on and 2 shotted him. I looted the flame and a warrior charged me.

We fight till we are both at 50% hp, we both jumped off the cliff with slowfall cloaks but he also had nitro boots . While in the air i hit him once or twice.

Man that stuff was like in them freaking Shwarcerniger movies ;D

[Odexy]

Lol. I remember when I was leveling up my Priest. I believe I was in Tanaris when it happened. I was grinding some quest mobs while looking for a dungeon group (this was prior to the current LFG) when all of a sudden a gnome warrior 3 levels higher than me charged towards me. I feared her away, healed myself up and then threw all the dots I had on her and penanced her 'til she died fairly quickly. After this, I went back to questing just to get attacked by her a second time, once again resulting in her getting roflstomped. Funny enough, she came back again after that and died just as easily as the previous two kills. I managed to get a group together after that and did a dungeon, so who knows if she would have attacked again.

TL;DR A gnome warrior is a glutton for punishment and doesn't realize you just can't kill a Disc priest 1v1.

[Robbyjawz]

Rocking out at EotS, taking on a warlock and druid at the flag, got the lock down to around 5% HP and he jumps off, I follow him, kill him, shadowstep to the druid, kill it. then got thunderstormed off by a shammy coming to save the day too late.

[Tuuralihn]

On my mage, thought I was on my Death Knight, charged a warrior. /facepalm

[Sackman]

Dunno about bloopers but when I played as Ele for a while, LM + thunderstorm was amazing. Stand facing the flag on the outside, back to the cliff. Rogues and Druids will try it. ALWAYS. They will try it a second time and even a third.

The repair bills I must have caused.

[grimkiller]

I often like to disengage/parachute from LM to BS (sometimes I can make it to GM as well).
I'm up at LM eating face and I'm getting low on HP.
I decide now is a good time to make a break for it (we already had the node and a couple others up there to defend). I see a pally and pop him with an aimed shot, then proceed to Disengage.
He hit me with repentance just as I started flying back and I fell to my death.
I could have trinketed, but my dumb ass was mashing my parachute button like a fool.

I bet he laughed his ass off with that one.

[Kyeguywar]

My friend whose a ret pally beating a orc shammy in the dalaran sewers in a duel made me LOL cuz he didnt have a wepon on

[JohnnyTKF]

am i not allowed to poke fun at the opposite faction? sorry should we all be carebeary and hold hands singing off into the sunset? its not qqing im just having a laugh lol though i do find alliance never attack solo what does that tell you? i havnt done much pvp on my dk cause ive been lvling but everytime ive been in a situation where alliance have ganked or tried to gank me its always been 2 on 1 3 on 1 etc....i remember a situation in hellfire where i was taking the bases for horde for the quest and 2 outland lvl allys and there lvl 80 mate teamed up to gank me....well i waited till the 80 had gone away and logged onto my 80 hunter flew to the place found them and they flew off and started throwing chicken emotes at me........i guess they either thought they were out of range or didnt relise i was a hunter.....bang bang....shot em down like ducks lol

i have no problem with alliance players you just suck at pvp thats not qqing thats my opinion......christ if we`re not allowed to take the piss out of the other faction and have a bit of a laugh on here these boards would be pretty dull :P

That you are a bad, or are in a bads realm, I won't mind going 1v2, I can take them and have.

On-topic: Well, this was back in 3.0.8 IIRC, I was waiting to go to H Nexus for the daily (outside the place) and waited till someone came to summon, so a Horde hunter (Orc/BE, can't remember :P) attacked me, but he fell to his death.

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i make no apologies for this i was attacked 3 on 1 so i wanted some payback my 80 was the quickest route for getting it...also i had no idea if there 80 mate was still around and i dont think my 60 dk would have lasted to long vs him do you?

Oh, so you are a coward too, but just blame Allies? Lol, you are a special kind of poster. Also, lolpayback, you deserved it What does that show me? Both factions have cowards :P I won't need to give names, your post clearly showed them to me.

[mickybrighteyes]

THe setting:
AV during TBC at lvl 58

MY character a warrior.... by the defintion of his peers is twinked out the ass with 5.4k hp and maxed engineering for his lvl so goblin rocket launcher trinkets (90 stam from trinkets) fel iron grenades, the old frost grenades (think ranged frost nova) super sapper charges. I was a beast, and I didn't care that I didn't have the ideal weapon statwise, I did have an original arcanite reaper (no heirlooms anyways).

Most memorable kill: a Mage that thought that because he was a frost mage he was garanteed to kill me. He had only 2200 hp and I pulled off my 5 second rocket cast on him. FIVE second cast time rocket, instead of using a shield or jumping out of LoS the guy sat there and took it.

[iceberg265]

Lol. I remember when I was leveling up my Priest. I believe I was in Tanaris when it happened. I was grinding some quest mobs while looking for a dungeon group (this was prior to the current LFG) when all of a sudden a gnome warrior 3 levels higher than me charged towards me. I feared her away, healed myself up and then threw all the dots I had on her and penanced her 'til she died fairly quickly. After this, I went back to questing just to get attacked by her a second time, once again resulting in her getting roflstomped. Funny enough, she came back again after that and died just as easily as the previous two kills. I managed to get a group together after that and did a dungeon, so who knows if she would have attacked again.

TL;DR A gnome warrior is a glutton for punishment and doesn't realize you just can't kill a Disc priest 1v1.

Thats not a blooper, thats just you bragging about killing a newb with an OP spec.

[Chaotiz]

Healing AB in the 20-29 bracket on my priest about a week ago. I was just staring at grid and jumping around and I accidentally jumped off LM.

Whoops.

[omslemming]

That you are a bad, or are in a bads realm, I won't mind going 1v2, I can take them and have.

On-topic: Well, this was back in 3.0.8 IIRC, I was waiting to go to H Nexus for the daily (outside the place) and waited till someone came to summon, so a Horde hunter (Orc/BE, can't remember :P) attacked me, but he fell to his death.

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Oh, so you are a coward too, but just blame Allies? Lol, you are a special kind of poster. Also, lolpayback, you deserved it What does that show me? Both factions have cowards :P I won't need to give names, your post clearly showed them to me.

whoa way to get personel lol i guess some people cant just make fun of the 2 factions everything said against them is an insult as bad as can be.....dude i was only having a laugh with the alliance vs horde thing roleplaying a little i actully have an ally character, does everything said on here have to be written in blood? lighten up lol ps whats a lolpayback im not familier with the term?

[Odexy]

Thats not a blooper, thats just you bragging about killing a newb with an OP spec.

Lol I'm not bragging, and it's a blooper because she attacked me THREE TIMES in a row, which is silly on her part.

[Elrath]

Hmm...I don't really have any "bloopers" I can think of. I have a few fails, epic or not, to share though...

One was in an arena match. I was in vent with a friend of mine, casual arena ofc, and I gouge one of the enemy combatants. They precede to trinket the gouge, in which case I start laughing in vent proclaiming "Rofl. He just trinketed Gouge." afterwhich I get thrown into a 3 second cyclone, and I trinket it. At this point I just said to my partner "Wow, im friggin' horrible, I trinketed 3 sec cyclone..." and he begins to burst out laughing after my previous statement.

Another "fail" I had was one with a shadowpriest, while I was on my rogue, flying in WG. The priest decides to attempt to kill me by Dotting and levitating down. Now at this point, im laughing. So I heal up to full, then the priest tries again. Having the minor glyph of Safe Fall, I can fall signifigantly farther than normal players and still live. So the priest tries to DoT+Levitate, I decide to Shadowstep+Backstab, in which case he did not realize it drops Levitate on damage, and precedes to fall to his death.

[shackleferd]

I was leveling an orc shaman in Stonetalon Mountains. I got attacked by a Nelf Warrior who was 3 or 4 levels lower than me and I killed him. He rezzed and attacked me several more times and I kept killing him. After about 20 minutes of this I got ganked by a level 58 DK. So I jumped on my level 80 DK and camped the level 58. After a little while he disappeared and I get whispered from a level 1 saying "Is that the only way you can kill him? You suck"