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    Predict how Cataclysm ends

    Your raid has defeated Deathwing. As he lays dying, an apparition of Khaz'Goroth appears.

    Deathwing: Titan... is it... over?
    Khaz'Goroth: At long last. No aspect rules forever, my child.
    Deathwing: I see... only twilight... before me...
    Khaz'Goroth: Without their master's command, the restless Elementals will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained. There must always be a Black Aspect.
    (Khaz'Goroth disappears. Krasus approaches the Chin of Deathwing laying on the ground by the fallen dragon.)
    Krasus: The weight of such a burden. It must be mine. For there is no other-
    Rhonin: KRASUS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother. But it is not your own.
    Krasus: Bolvar!
    Rhonin: By all that is holy... The Old God's beam sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the chin upon my face, Krasus. Forever more, I will be the Warder of the Earth.
    Krasus: No, friend. I cannot.
    Rhonin: DO IT, KRASUS! You and your friends have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service... is mine.
    Krasus: You will not be forgotten, brother.
    Rhonin: I must be forgotten, Krasus! If the world is to be free from the tyranny of fear, they must never know what has been done here today.
    (Krasus places the Chin on Rhonin's face)
    Rhonin: Tell them only that the Earth Warder is dead. And that Rhonin... is really awesome and can do anything. Now go... leave this place, and never return.

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    Deathwing: No. This is merely a setback. You'll meet me in the next raid dungeon, see you then!

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    Deathwing wins, C'thun is resurrected, Hogger becomes a god, and we all die.
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    we'll wake up and it was all a dream

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    Deathwing: Too soon, you have awakened me too soon! How god damn early is it?!
    Cho'Gall: These mortal infidels my lord, they have invaded your sanctum and seeked to steal your chin!
    Deathwing: Fool! You allowed these insects to run rampid through my Purple Palace Palooza at 1 at night? Now you lead them to my very lair?! Don't these people have lives?

    at least that's how i want the fight to start

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    *Cutscene of Krasus and deathwing in a huge duel*
    Deathwing: Krasus, Alexstrasza never told you what happened to your father....
    Krasus: She told me enough, she told me you killed him!
    Deathwing: No, I AM YOUR FATHER!

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    Deathwing: Blah blah what weapons do you bring blah.
    Alexstrasza: Blah blah blah life... hope... and what they bring with them blah.
    Deathwing: Blah blah blah?
    Alexstrasza: Blah.

    *DOCTORALEXSTRASZAPUSBLA-A-A-A-A-ARG*
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    10 months after world first heroic deathwing is killed, blizzard finally releases the next expansion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diurden View Post
    we'll wake up and it was all a dream
    This

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    After we wake up, it turns out to be 3.3 and we gotta do another year of icecrown....

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    Quote Originally Posted by c4tuna View Post
    Your raid has defeated Deathwing. As he lays dying, an apparition of Khaz'Goroth appears.

    Deathwing: Titan... is it... over?
    Khaz'Goroth: At long last. No aspect rules forever, my child.
    Deathwing: I see... only twilight... before me...
    Khaz'Goroth: Without their master's command, the restless Elementals will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained. There must always be a Black Aspect.
    (Khaz'Goroth disappears. Krasus approaches the Chin of Deathwing laying on the ground by the fallen dragon.)
    Krasus: The weight of such a burden. It must be mine. For there is no other-
    Rhonin: KRASUS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother. But it is not your own.
    Krasus: Bolvar!
    Rhonin: By all that is holy... The Old God's beam sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the chin upon my face, Krasus. Forever more, I will be the Warder of the Earth.
    Krasus: No, friend. I cannot.
    Rhonin: DO IT, KRASUS! You and your friends have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service... is mine.
    Krasus: You will not be forgotten, brother.
    Rhonin: I must be forgotten, Krasus! If the world is to be free from the tyranny of fear, they must never know what has been done here today.
    (Krasus places the Chin on Rhonin's face)
    Rhonin: Tell them only that the Earth Warder is dead. And that Rhonin... is really awesome and can do anything. Now go... leave this place, and never return.
    The bolded was the only part that made me lol.

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    Death wing gets killed and then the next xpack come "Wrath of the Lich king 2: The wrath of Bolvar"

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    Quote Originally Posted by c4tuna View Post
    Your raid has defeated Deathwing. As he lays dying, an apparition of Khaz'Goroth appears.

    Deathwing: Titan... is it... over?
    Khaz'Goroth: At long last. No aspect rules forever, my child.
    Deathwing: I see... only twilight... before me...
    Khaz'Goroth: Without their master's command, the restless Elementals will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained. There must always be a Black Aspect.
    (Khaz'Goroth disappears. Krasus approaches the Chin of Deathwing laying on the ground by the fallen dragon.)
    Krasus: The weight of such a burden. It must be mine. For there is no other-
    Rhonin: KRASUS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother. But it is not your own.
    Krasus: Bolvar!
    Rhonin: By all that is holy... The Old God's beam sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the chin upon my face, Krasus. Forever more, I will be the Warder of the Earth.
    Krasus: No, friend. I cannot.
    Rhonin: DO IT, KRASUS! You and your friends have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service... is mine.
    Krasus: You will not be forgotten, brother.
    Rhonin: I must be forgotten, Krasus! If the world is to be free from the tyranny of fear, they must never know what has been done here today.
    (Krasus places the Chin on Rhonin's face)
    Rhonin: Tell them only that the Earth Warder is dead. And that Rhonin... is really awesome and can do anything. Now go... leave this place, and never return.
    Stop killing memes please.

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    inb4 "Cataclysm is mearly a setback."

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    Deathwing: (turns into a male belf) LOL I R LIEK PWND CALEN , NOW CAN I HAZ 56 GOLD? I NEED 2 BUY STUFF FROM AH , I HAZ A CRAP GEER MAN. DUUUUDE HELP PLEASE MAN.(die)
    Calen: (die)
    Alexestraza: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o0o00oo00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o 0o00o0o0o0o0o0o0000oooo000o0o0!!!!

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    We'll get some random thrown together raid that makes no sense in this expansion, that doesn't do anything to the lore and really just seems tacked on.

    IE ZA/RS

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    We kill deathwing and clean up the mess he made

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parr View Post
    After we wake up, it turns out to be 3.3 and we gotta do another year of icecrown....
    bad prediction! no one wants that!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    Deathwing: Blah blah what weapons do you bring blah.
    Alexstrasza: Blah blah blah life... hope... and what they bring with them blah.
    Deathwing: Blah blah blah?
    Alexstrasza: Blah.

    *DOCTORALEXSTRASZAPUSBLA-A-A-A-A-ARG*
    Thank you for this. The final "Blah" in italics made it. I think this will actually be the basic layout, we defeat him with "love and hope and stuff" then he goes on about the world being dead and alexstrasza goes all "peace hippy" on it, the end.

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