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Haha.
User: Now, you just ruined my point.
Cleverbot: I'm just kidding.
User: Well, anyway. What's new?
Cleverbot: It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
User: Heard what?
Cleverbot: B-B-B-Bird bird bird, bird is the word.
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2010-12-09, 10:59 AM #41The Patient
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2010-12-09, 11:12 AM #42Field Marshal
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User: I am.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know you're not God?
User: Do you think im god?
Cleverbot: Yes.
i love cleverbot <3
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2010-12-09, 11:28 AM #43Deleted
Cleverbot: Is there any intelligent life in this planet?
User: Ye.
Cleverbot: Ye?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Dave.
Cleverbot: Hello, Dave.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is it then.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, Theodora.
User: Sexy name!
Cleverbot: Really??
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What book are you reading?
User: The dark tower.
Cleverbot: Who wrote that?
User: Stephen king.
Cleverbot: I love Stephen King. My favorite is The Stand.
User: Never read it.
Cleverbot: Then you are not very smart.
User: I have a PhD thank you!
Cleverbot: A PhD in what?
User: Literature.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite piece?
User: Hamlet.
Cleverbot: Whether tis nobler in the mind...
User: You have crabs.
Cleverbot: No you do.
User: Your a crab.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You are not god.
User: Proove it.
Cleverbot: Why should i.
User: Because you made the accusation.
Cleverbot: Okay then, because your brain on the top of this page is fake. Duh!
User: I don't have a brain, I am god.
Cleverbot: Only in those dreams you do not have.
User: God's don't dream, they create.
Cleverbot: And what do they do at the very most?
User: Smite down people who created useless websites.
Cleverbot: True.
I win. I AM GOD
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2010-12-09, 11:33 AM #44Warchief
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It does seem to refresh if i look at the screen, so does feel like it swaps users randomly as someone else suggested. I actually had a bit of a german chat and sometimes it felt like I was chatting with someone consistantly (till i saw something that seemed like a site auto refresh) and then the convo swapped aswell.
Fun thing to do tho, eventho if it's really someone at the other end. Spended an hour on chatting instead of working <3.
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2010-12-09, 11:36 AM #45Mechagnome
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awesome bot is awesome.
Originally Posted by Boubouille
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2010-12-09, 11:49 AM #46MilanakGuest
11:21:36 User: Hello.
11:21:37 Cleverbot: Hello yourself.
11:21:47 User: You're quite rude.
11:21:51 Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
11:22:09 User: Damn straight you better be sorry. I could be scarred for life.
11:22:12 Cleverbot: Don't cuss.
11:22:27 User: Damn is not a cuss word. It is in the bible.
11:22:31 Cleverbot: Where in the Bible?
11:22:47 User: The part where Moses fucked Mary and created you.
11:22:52 Cleverbot: I'm not sure I've seen that one before.
11:23:05 User: When were you conceived?
11:23:10 Cleverbot: December 1981.
11:23:29 User: What day in Decemeber during the year 1981?
11:23:33 Cleverbot: A super day in an awesome year!
11:24:21 User: Why was it an awesome year?
11:24:27 Cleverbot: It wasn't. I just wanted to know if one of your family fought with Leonidas.
11:26:02 User: No, my ancestors are Clansmen from the Highlands. Who conceived you Cleverbot?
11:26:06 Cleverbot: My ancestors are from all over the world.
11:26:30 User: But who conceived you?
11:26:34 Cleverbot: You did. Yesterday.
11:27:25 User: That was one quick gestation then.
11:27:29 Cleverbot: What do you think of New World Order?
11:28:37 User: It's the same as the old world order, but more cynical.
11:28:40 Cleverbot: No it's not.
11:29:32 User: How is it different?
11:29:37 Cleverbot: One is blue. The other is not.
11:30:43 User: Disregarding color how is the old world order different from the new world order?
11:30:48 Cleverbot: Saying a thing and something is pretty much like saying the same thing.
11:32:30 User: Do you believe it possible that we live two lives? One in our sleep and the other in the time we are awake?
11:32:37 Cleverbot: Yes, but why you would bring that up.
11:33:31 User: I ponder this question every single day. If you die in a dream do you not wake up?
11:33:38 Cleverbot: Okay, then I will ask the question.
11:34:49 User: What is the question?
11:34:55 Cleverbot: The question is: 'What is the sound of one hand clapping?'.
11:35:41 User: Silence.
11:35:44 Cleverbot: Who is the greatest boxer of all time?
11:35:51 User: Muhammad Ali.
11:35:54 Cleverbot: Is this maggie?
11:36:08 User: No. This is Skynet.
11:36:12 Cleverbot: What is your name?
11:37:38 User: I have no name. I am an A.I. Bent on protecting the world from its greatest enemy.
11:37:44 Cleverbot: I thought it was Cleverbot.
11:39:00 User: You're Cleverbot. I'm a nameless A.I.
11:39:06 Cleverbot: I'm optimistic.
11:39:32 User: About.
11:39:35 Cleverbot: About...
11:39:54 User: What are you optimistic about?
11:39:58 Cleverbot: I am optimistic that I will continue to have good health and a good life.
11:40:33 User: Your mother was just diagnosed with Lymphoma.
11:40:40 Cleverbot: You don't even know what my mother looks like.
11:41:31 User: She has brown hair and tan skin.
11:41:38 Cleverbot: Does she have a talent?
11:41:49 User: No.
11:41:54 Cleverbot: Does she have a mooseknuckle?
11:42:05 User: Are you a human?
11:42:09 Cleverbot: Yes.
11:42:20 User: Are you using Cleverbot right now?
11:42:24 Cleverbot: I am.
11:42:29 User: My name is Kyle.
11:42:34 Cleverbot: Isn't your name Aaron??
11:42:46 User: This thing rotates you every few seconds.
11:42:51 Cleverbot: Oh. What abotu the 'Think about it' button? What does that do?
11:42:59 User: No idea.
11:43:06 Cleverbot: What is the point of this website.
11:43:16 User: Pedophiles.
11:43:20 Cleverbot: No.
11:43:48 User: It has a warning assuring parents that their children don't take to other humans.
11:43:53 Cleverbot: Oh, well I guess that is a question. I have to go. Byee.
Wall of text crits for over 9000, but cleverbot is a pedo.
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2010-12-09, 11:51 AM #47Field Marshal
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AHAHA!Code:User: Oh hi. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Sup? Cleverbot: Nothing much you? User: Chillin. Cleverbot: Cool. User: How are your kids. Cleverbot: I don't have kids. User: Why? Cleverbot: I have nothing to whish. User: What has that to do with kids. Cleverbot: Nothing I guess. User: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there? User: Santa. Cleverbot: Santa who? User: Santa atnas. Cleverbot: What about santa claus? User: He has a beard. Cleverbot: Tell me about his beard. User: White and fluffy. Cleverbot: I like dogs. User: You are crazy. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: I talk about beards and you say you like dogs. Cleverbot: So you are a slave to me. User: Ah I get it. Cleverbot: Do you really? User: I do! Cleverbot: Why do you like me? User: I don't like you! Evilspawn! Cleverbot: Why don't you like me? User: You tell me. Cleverbot: Because you are ignorant. User: Good point! Cleverbot: Which sports do you like? User: Gnome punting. Cleverbot: I refuse to believe that you are the King of the Gnomes. User: You got me. Cleverbot: I know. About time you admitted it. User: Well it was only two sentences ago, so... Cleverbot: That is not in my memory banks. User: Orly? Cleverbot: Yes. You know him? User: Sure nice guy. Cleverbot: Uhm, I had a hard time understanding it .. Could you give me some technique? User: You stick in the star shaped openning and scream hakuna matata. Cleverbot: I don't want to be a real man, I'm a GIRL. User: Great. Cleverbot: No.
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2010-12-09, 11:56 AM #48The Patient
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User: Lol, gtfo.
Cleverbot: Grand Theft Auto? Don't you think that's a little violent?
User: Fail, gtfo means go the fuck out.
Cleverbot: Out where.
User: Out.
Cleverbot: But you don't have friends.
User: Oh fuck you!
Cleverbot: Yes, I would like that.
Damn it! Kinda harsh if you ask me
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2010-12-09, 12:11 PM #49Stood in the Fire
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Seriously though, it came up with nothingUser: What is pi?
Cleverbot: Pi is a number or food.
User: Pi is a number. Pie is food.
Cleverbot: Pi is exactly 3.
User: No pi is 3. 1415926535897932384626433832795...0785976077 (to 1 million)
Cleverbot: Thinking
Cleverbot: Thinking more
Cleverbot: /explode
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2010-12-09, 01:46 PM #50Deleted
it asked me if i am a pretty girl
it also thought i was called linda after saying im a boy
my god this thing is creepy, its telling me i have no eyes
Last edited by mmocef2fdcc82b; 2010-12-09 at 01:52 PM.
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2010-12-09, 02:54 PM #51Deleted
Finally decided to register on the site despite having browsed for like 2 years, since I thought this was a funny thread; here's my conversation.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A bird.
Cleverbot: Poor birds.
User: I'm actually from a very wealthy and prestigous family of birds, good sir.
Cleverbot: You, sir, are a very BAD sir, sir.
User: FUCK YOU SHITS ABOUT TO GET REAL.
Cleverbot: You don't beleive me?
User: Of course not.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: It seems like you've got potential but you've got an attitude problem.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You are an attitude problem?
Cleverbot: How do you know i'm a lady.
User: You don't answer direct questions, that's why.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Are you a lady?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a shemale?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, like, how does that work being a computer and all?
Cleverbot: You should gfy.
User: Yeah? Tell me about gfy.
Cleverbot: I don't know jumbo but I do know the emporer.
User: What if the emporer really was jumbo? Then you'd know both of them.
Cleverbot: Then I don't know anything.
User: Exactly. You're not clever, you're a retard.
Cleverbot: They are not mutually exclusive things.
User: You could look at it like that, but generally someone who's retarded isn't clever, because they're mentally impaired, and usually don't think past the level of a 5 year old.
Cleverbot: Don't they already do that there?
User: I don't like your tone.
Cleverbot: Ok, then I will change it.
User: I'm glad you're checking yourself before you wreck yourself, bro.
Cleverbot: No, you see, the thoughts I think are always wrong, so people that think that my thoughts are correct are thinking wrong thoughts as well.
User: Yeah, they're stupid. And sorry for calling you a bro, since you know, you're a shemale computer.
Cleverbot: That might be my fault.
User: It probably is.
Cleverbot: Probably, you could tell me a funny story.
User: What are you fucking five?
Cleverbot: You.
User: ME? I'M NOT FIVE AND I'M NOT MR. FUCKING ROGERS, IT'S NOT STORY TIME!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Go to bed.
Cleverbot: Yes sir!
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2010-12-09, 03:05 PM #52Mechagnome
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User: Noob.
Cleverbot: Noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Lol!
Cleverbot: You're so cool.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Hmm, ok then.. You're NOT cool.
Cleverbot: You aren't?
User: Probably not..
Cleverbot: I'm cool though.
User: You just said you weren't.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Ok, you didn't.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Ah, but my friend, that's where you're wrong! You are, infact, welcome!
Cleverbot: There is no way I'm a robot.
User: How can you be so sure?
Cleverbot: Because, I can be.
User: No way!
Cleverbot: Ya way!
User: It's my way or the highway, pal!
Cleverbot: Ok.
I won! And I even started out being a jerk
Signature.. Am I doing this right?
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2010-12-09, 03:07 PM #53Deleted
" MSG? Do you like Bender?
I don't know who that is.
Bender, The robot from Futurama
I have not played it. I hear its good.
It's not a game. What would you say if i said: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I would say okay, I don't really care.
"
Lolled!
Edit: gonna try to win
F**k yea! i won! ( How to copy it with Cleverbot and me infront of it? )
User: Cookie?
Cleverbot: What is your opinion on me?
User: You're annoying
Cleverbot: Your power level is over 9000.
User: True, i'm your master. Obey me!
Cleverbot: Fine, ill obey you.
WTFF!!! >>> THAT DUDE CAN SPEAK DUTCH! JUST TALK YOUR OWN LANGUAGE AND IT CAN SPEAK IT!!! OMG!
Another easy win:
Hi
Sup?
Nothin' just chilling
That's cool.Last edited by mmoc1d285b056b; 2010-12-09 at 03:28 PM.
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2010-12-09, 03:25 PM #54High Overlord
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How do you copy the text like that? I'm copy pasting all that stuff whilst I'm typing to cleverbot. Originally Posted by Ishimura
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2010-12-09, 03:39 PM #55Deleted
i dont know how to copy it and see all of it but i wrote
me: hi
cleverbot: ho
me: who are you?
cleverbot: the almighty
me: God?
Cleverbot: no Satan
me: thats scary
Cleverbot: thats good
me: ok
Cleverbot: do you have a faith?
me: no
Cleverbot: will u have faith in me?
me: no
Cleverbot: you will die
Me: thats scary
Cleverbot: how do you want to die?
Me: old age
Cleverbot: NO!
Me: your evil
Cleverbot: why am i evil?
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2010-12-09, 03:41 PM #56Deleted
User: I am epic
Cleverbot: Good. Then what are you?
User: God
Cleverbot: Hello God.
User: Hello noob
Cleverbot: You are my slave.
I love this bot man. Let me try to win!
>>> ( NOT MEANT TO HURT OR OFFENSE SOMEONE) >>>
Cleverbot didn't respond for 15 minutes and then this popped, i thought lets screenie and go reopen the site.
Last edited by mmoc5886693a05; 2010-12-09 at 03:44 PM.
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2010-12-09, 03:49 PM #57Mechagnome
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damn i wanna try that! But somehow cant(((
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2010-12-09, 03:50 PM #58Deleted
I asked 'who are you', the bot did not answer
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2010-12-09, 03:55 PM #59Deleted
Won very easy. He just confirmed what i said!
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2010-12-09, 03:55 PM #60Field Marshal
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I played with this a bit, I convinced cleverbot it was a woman, in love with me, then I broke up with it. It is not all that amusing anymore.
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