I got temp banned because I was looking to trade Steam Keys, even though I explicitly stated that I would go first. Totally seems like a bannable offense. *rolls eyes*
Granted. You have the power to only deny your wishes.I wish I had the power to deny wishes.
I wish people would understand me.
Granted, but you no longer understand them.
I wish I had a metric ton of $1000 bills.
Granted. But you end up playing so much like him you only replicate the songs he plays. As a result, you get sued for copyright infringement and since you can't pay the money, live the rest of your life in jail.
Granted. You move with the flexibility of spiderman and think at the levels of Einstein. Unfortunately, in a showcase of your new powers you trip from overconfidence and land the wrong way on a chair in such a way that you become paralyzed and unable to speak or write or think at the levels you used to.
I wish I was an expert hit man and could shoot anyone from any angle, and could dodge all attacks against me even when I'm sleeping. Oh and I'm also INCREDIBLY lucky and won't get a disease or get hit by a truck or some shit like that.
Granted, but now you can only travel. If you stop for more than 12 hours at any town, then bad stuff happens.
I wish I had the money to travel the world.
Granted, but you always forget to take ammo.
I wish I had more tea.
Granted, but the rest of the world erupts into a violent world war.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but we go to inhabit another world with war.
Granted, but his wish was for world peace. Too bad it's corrupted.
I wish for an endless supply of the purest water in the universe.