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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalënë View Post
    Granted. You have now gained a year-supply of geniune MONSTER cans.

    I wish I had someone to love.
    Granted, with the corpse of Freddie Mercury.

    I wish I had a damn job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pisshands View Post
    Granted, with the corpse of Freddie Mercury.

    I wish I had a damn job.
    Granted, you now work full time at Mcdonalds.

    I wish everything tasted good.

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    Granted, everything now tastes like cream soda.

    I wish I had the corpse of Jeff Goldblum on display in my smoking room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zonned View Post
    Granted, you now work full time at Mcdonalds.

    I wish everything tasted good.
    Granted, but everything tastes the same.

    I wish TV seasons came out at one time so i didn't have to wait months to watch a whole series.
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    I believe you have the option to either run back to your corpse and continue living, or you can take a penalty on your physical body through the consultation of a spirit healer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pisshands View Post
    Granted, everything now tastes like cream soda.

    I wish I had the corpse of Jeff Goldblum on display in my smoking room.
    Granted, but the skin has decayed and you are left with only bones. In other words, a skeleton.

    I wish for happy wishes. Not all "gloom and doom."


    And since the above poster didn't follow the line:

    Quote Originally Posted by Uthër-Uldaman View Post
    Granted, but everything tastes the same.

    I wish TV seasons came out at one time so i didn't have to wait months to watch a whole series.
    Granted, but your TV and your future TV's will explode due to the amount of data passing by.

    I wish for happy wishes. Not all "gloom and doom."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalënë View Post
    Granted, but the skin has decayed and you are left with only bones. In other words, a skeleton.

    I wish for happy wishes. Not all "gloom and doom."


    And since the above poster didn't follow the line:



    Granted, but your TV and your future TV's will explode due to the amount of data passing by.

    I wish for happy wishes. Not all "gloom and doom."
    Granted, all wishes are now of unicorns who shit rainbow explosives.

    I wish for a unicorn that shits rainbow explosives.

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    granted, but he shits his explosive rainbows all over your room.

    I wish for a Tauren Rogue

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but he shits his explosive rainbows all over your room.

    I wish for a Tauren Rogue
    Granted, but Blizzard cancels WoW.

    I wish for bigger computer monitor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted, but Blizzard cancels WoW.

    I wish for bigger computer monitor.
    Granted, but it freezes on an image of Susan Boyle in the shower.

    I wish for a solid gold toilet
    Last edited by Pandamoneum; 2011-11-20 at 11:07 PM. Reason: forgot to make a wish

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    Granted, but given the current economic situation, someone steals it.

    I wish I could think of a wish.

  11. #3251
    granted, but you cannot focus on anything else but the thought of that wish

    I wish for some ham

  12. #3252
    granted, but u got bacon instead.

    i wish i was a tween.

  13. #3253
    granted, but you're a hobbit now since only hobbits call em tweens. (also, getting bacon is a good thing :P)

    I wish for a potato

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you're a hobbit now since only hobbits call em tweens. (also, getting bacon is a good thing :P)

    I wish for a potato
    (Portal 2 spoiler!)

    Granted, but it's GLaDOS.

    I wish for my Dragonwrath already (50 cinders and 250 essences left >.<)



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    granted, but ur class cant wield staves anymore

    I wish my cake wasnt a lie.

  16. #3256
    granted, but it's now Justin Beiber

    I wish for truthful cake

  17. #3257
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but it's now Justin Beiber

    I wish for truthful cake
    Gladly, they're called cow pies.

    I wish I could focus on other things aside from the thought of my wish.

  18. #3258
    granted but then you gave me a slice of pie and 1000 out of your check book..and 500,000 over the next 12 years

    i wish i lost my hat..
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  19. #3259
    Granted, but you have found it again, on the head of your best friend while he/she was having sex with your "other half".

    I wish you the best...

  20. #3260
    Granted, but I hit my head on the bookshelf.

    I wish that the answer to this question is the same as the previous.

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