Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Wayne25uk]

Granted something awesome did happen today,i got paid! YAYYYYY!!!!! SEXY PARTYY TIMEESSSS!! FUCK YEAHHHH!!!!!

I wish bills didnt ruin my pay day funnery!

[Akshak]

Granted but now your day is ruined by rampaging Spacebears hellbent on my destruction.....which won't happen since I've left the planet in my newly built Space Ark. Run Forrest RUN!!!

I wish Binkamus would suffer heartburn from eating his pet Velociraptor and that the dino would get his last revenge from within his belly.

[Deleted]

Granted, but my Velociraptor pet realises it wasen't me who made him into burgers so now im a velociraptor out for revenge against BearGod

I wish Akshak would turn into a awesome thing aswell, maybe a Cyborg-giraffe or a Sabertoothed Rhino

[Akshak]

Granted but by turning me into a Sabertoothed Rhino you fail to take into account my size and I go on animalistic rampage through your house, space ark dock and all other attached buildings leaving everything in disarray. Hope you know a good clean up service!

I wish during my Sabertooth Rhino Rampage that I found Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers and One Direction and squished each one of them.

[Veronwe]

Granted but as soon as you squished them the exploded into a million copies of each person (Shudder)


I wish I wish I had a fish upon a dish

[Akshak]

Granted but because you used a Dr. Seuss like rhyme he comes back from the dead and proceeds to rip you apart and smashes your watermelon avatar and rams it in places you never imagined possible.

I wish Sam didn't like green eggs and ham but instead liked Cindy Lou Who's mom instead.

[Wayne25uk]

He now likes Cindy Lou Who's mom,but also likes The Cat who Shat in Your Hat and goes on to take a big shat in your hats!

I wish the toilet would come to me i cant be arsed to go pee!

[Deleted]

Granted, the toilet now came to you but it takes out all it's rage on you for peeing and shitting in it for all those years so now you are the toilet.

I wish everyone had awesome mustaches and tophats to go with it

[Akshak]

Granted but now every woman in the world has a mustache and each time you take a chick home from the bar drunk off your ass you wake up thinking you had way too much to drink by sleeping with a man. Binkamus Prime, meet Binkamus SubPrime!

I wish said people would walk around saying "Hip, Hip, cheerio and g'day" and other British slang terms.

[Deleted]

Granted, but everytime you pick up a girl you know have to hear her speak in a male british accent with those words as shes stroking her mustache

I wish everyone had even fancier mustaches, top-hats,monocles and canes girls are an exception to the mustaches tho

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but everyone has gingivitis.

I wish I had a "wutermelon".

[BearGod-Siel]

/sigh for not reloading

Granted, they all have fancier mustaches, top hats, monocles and canes. However due to this new trend the younger generations start a bald trend to the point where even all the women are shaving their heads and the mom's want to be "hip" so now they shave their head bald and everyone else switches to bald mode leading to you drunk one night thinking you got good with a bald woman but it ended up being bald bob from next door.

Also, been there done that like a sir

Granted, but everyone has gingivitis.

I wish I had a "wutermelon".

Granted, you now have your wutermelon, but it gets hungry so it starts gnawing on you every chance it gets in hopes it could satisfy it's hunger.

I wish what I had just granted to Binkamus was actually all in Binkamus' mind to the point he is considered too unstable for society and ends up being locked in my cage so I have food for the winter.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it turns out Binkamus' is really Goku in disguise, and he goes SSJWUTYW4826, and farts, destroying the universe.

I wish I could create stuff just by thinking about it.

[Deleted]

Granted, since i just destroyed the universe Mynta is now the god of the universe but there are some anomalies like a BearGod, Akshak Icedwarrior and those things so now you have to look everywhere in the new universe to find those anomalies and do whatever should be done with them.

I wish i was a giant comet set on destroying worlds

[Akshak]

Granted but the first world you destroy is one full of hot and ready porn stars, Playboy bunnies and drunk sorority chicks you'll now never get the chance to see pillow fighting each other. The second world you destroy is the one that gave birth to your comet race. You damned genocidal comet!

I wish I got to spend my last few minutes as an anomaly on the 1st aforementioned planet Binkamus The Comet destroyed before ascending to a new type of anomaly hellbent on tormenting Mynta The Creator.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted, you had your fun on the first planet and managed to get drunk and pass out with the sorority girls. Then you end up believing you ascended to a new anomaly to annoy Mynta, however you wake up to find out you only dreamt about ascending when all that really happened was after you got drunk and passed out Binkamus didn't go head on to the planet you were on but merely bumped it and knocked you off of it and you ended up drifting into space landing on a nearby sun only burning your clothes and slowly roasting you.

I wish Mynta would just put me wherever I wanted to eat things and people.

[King Shark]

Granted. However, for their amusement, Mynta puts you right smack dab in the middle of a family cookout. In Texas. In honor of the NRA.

I wish my fucking internet wouldn't drop whenever I'm trying to play an online game. Shit's annoying as hell.

[Deleted]

Granted, you know have high-speed fiber laser internet but unfortunatly it drains the power of whole cities whenever you use it and the bill is put on you so you can only use it for 5seconds before it disappears.

I wish I was a Super massive Blackhole that slowly devour everything in Myntavese

[Blood Fox]

Granted, you devouring everything within the nearest 500 lightmyntas. however as you start to devour bear god's home plant he jumps form it swinging his sword cutting your in twain! ending your feast.

I wish I could have seen this.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted you saw it,but from the eyes of binkamus or whoever the hell your talking about lol

I wish my toes werent so cold