1. #7501
    Granted, instead, they interview you. While you're naked. Covered in peanut butter. Chasing Bear and Iced. While being chased by a swarm of butterflies. That are being chased by Jesse Cox.

    I wish everyone was, in real life, the avatar they use on MMO-C.


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    Badass. I'm the Demoman.

    Err...

    I'm supposed to corrupt that. So, uhh. Granted. You're an adorable girl that's radiating mysterious white stuff around her body. It is cancerous, and you die a slow, painful death. Meanwhile, I'm having fun being a drunken Scotishman that blows shit up.

    I wish I was a Demoman.

  3. #7503
    Granted, but you only become a Demoman by absorbing the mysterious white stuff around me. You're now the one with cancer, but at least you're are a crazy Scottish guy.

    I wish I had a glass of lemonade.


  4. #7504
    Granted. Heres a glass of warm uh...lemonade...

    I wish I could levitate so I didn't fall out of the tree...

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    Granted gravity gives you a day off,anybody seen beargod he was last seen circling the moon?

    I wish beargod floats through space dead for 5 million years,then lands on an alien planet,they bring him back to life and make him half bear half cyborg,so a bearborg,and send him back to Earth to destroy us all.

    (Yeah you better believe i have a good fucking imagination bitches!!!) And bearborg your welcome!

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    Granted but you're the first one he goes after and not only is he hungry (after all he still is part bear) but it's mating season for bears and with the internal part of a cyborg you're in for one LONG period of bear sex. Hope you stocked up on KY!

    I wish I had left the planet long before Bearborg showed up.


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    Granted you left the planet long before Bearborg Siel shows up but you get caught in a slipspace rupture made by Bearborgs ship so now you are on the planet Bearborg came from half dead.

    I wish i had joined Akshak when he fled earth from Bearborg

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    Granted but I just ate Mexican food before we left and it's an awfully long trip through space even at slipspace speeds and the ship's ventilation system just broke down.

    I wish Bearborg could witness the Benny-Hill hilarity that would ensue on said trip.


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    Granted but since that slipspace rupture sent us faster and you where about to die on the planet Bearborg got 'enhanced' on i don't need to worry about the smell, you need to worry about highly advanced race that is over-sensitive to smell that you used farted to death about.

    I wish i knew what to do on the planet now that Akshak farted an entire race to death

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    Granted, you find some strange machine with a shiny blue button. You press it, and now you're back on Earth while I got teleported to the planet you were just on.

    I wish I could figure out all this technology. Silly aliens, not making stuff easy for humans...


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    Dammit, why do i have to teleport back of all things!

    Granted, since you don't know how to use the tech over there you find an manual conveniently laying around with every alien word translated to English so know you implant yourself with cybernetic implants granting you speed,strength and telekinetic powers beyond your control and everytime you try to use them you cause i minor explosion the size of small country.

    I wish i knew what to do with these control mods used for the implants on the planet i just where on.

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    Granted, that button Mynta pushed instantly gave you all the knowledge of the alien tech right before you were teleported and you managed to take something with you. While you are tinkering with it trying to adjust it for Earth my bearborg sensors go off informing me some of the tech is now on Earth and I rush to your location. By the time you finish getting the device repaired I appear behind you and eat your face off while adding this device to my arsenal.

    I wish I could fit in one of NASA's shuttles so I could use it to gain even more devices on the planet I was "reborn" in.

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    Granted, you know have the knowledge to make a device that can instantly teleport you or another being to the planet you where reborn on and now Mynta and legless and almost-dying Akshak is running for their life (well not akshak since he's crawling).

    I wish i could get a new face again and teleport to a new planet with even more advanced aliens that would share their tech with me.

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    Granted, you know have the knowledge to make a device that can instantly teleport you or another being to the planet you where reborn on and now Mynta and legless and almost-dying Akshak is running for their life (well not akshak since he's crawling).

    I wish i could get a new face again and teleport to a new planet with even more advanced aliens that would share their tech with me.
    Granted, you can choose any of these faces and now you live in a planet with advanced aliens that developed a disease and now they wanna share it with you.

    I wish I had my own title here in MMO-Champion (and not this Mechagnome).

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    Wait Binkamus, how the hell did I lose my legs?? Were my farts that rank??

    Granted but you are now known as Thyranne, Plunderer of Justin Bieber's Underwear Drawer. Congratulations!

    I wish Binkamus Prime wasn't such a radio hog during the slipspace travel.


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    Oh, it seems as i didn't write that you lost your legs ah well

    Granted, the past me is now friendlier during the slipspace travel and you won't lose your legs during the crash this time they will only be broken instead

    I wish i could go back in time and destroy the planet BearGod became BearBorg when he was about to enhanced on and salvage some nice tech while at it aswell.

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    Granted but the "male enhancement" technology you score has a glitch in it and instead of extensions you get retractions. Suffer that for my legs!

    I wish this damned slipspace travel would drop us on a planet full of Playboy Bunnies on laundry day.


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    Granted, after several second on the planet of Playboy Bunnies, we get teleported off the planet by their defense system, and land on a planet full of Playgirl models instead.

    I wish I had a parasol.


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    Granted, you know have a parasol to use if the sun is to much but you can't miss the scary and creepy Akshak running around shouting 'Im in heaven' all the time, on the other hand you seem to notice that he's running around even tho his legs should be broken, now why is that?

    I wish i knew why Akshak could run and where I am

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    Granted but you find out the Six Million Dollar Man Foundation took pity on me and since they have the money and technology to rebuild me, they did. You, on the other topic, find out you're forever trapped in a Babies-R-Us store with crib music blaring over the PA system.

    I don't wish money grew on trees but rather Guinness beer did.


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