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    Granted but they were cooked in 1956.

    I wish i could pick a class to play.

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    Granted, but your account is banned.

    I wish there was more time in the day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Luminar View Post
    Granted, but your account is banned.

    I wish there was more time in the day.
    Granted, but there are random unpredictable shifts in time, equalling out to be exactly as long as a regular day

    I wish I could turn water into funk (like Jesus)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanRetnolds View Post
    Granted, but there are random unpredictable shifts in time, equalling out to be exactly as long as a regular day

    I wish I could turn water into funk (like Jesus)
    Granted, but since this ability was given you shared your gift and now the world is without water, everyone dies from dehydration, and everyone lives their last moments in a world of funk and disco.

    I wish players in World of Warcraft did not stand in fire, poison, voids or any other harmful abilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blazefury5 View Post
    Granted, but since this ability was given you shared your gift and now the world is without water, everyone dies from dehydration, and everyone lives their last moments in a world of funk and disco.

    I wish players in World of Warcraft did not stand in fire, poison, voids or any other harmful abilities.
    Granted, but taunt abilities now do damage and all dps spam them.

    I wish Necrotic Strike was removed from the game.


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    Granted, but it hits you in real life.

    I wish I had boobies.
    There were around 7,000 Greeks in total at the Battle of Thermopylae.
    Not just the Spartans and a few inept imbeciles to play clean up.
    Friends don't let friends listen to Zach Snyder/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nakaya_Kilrogg View Post
    Granted, but it hits you in real life.

    I wish I had boobies.
    Granted, but they're so heavy that your back breaks

    I wish for... ah, last time i wished for cookies for everyone, so this time i wish for none to get fat of those cookies!
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    Granted, but they get diabetes.

    I wish feral druids could be tamed as hunter pets.
    There were around 7,000 Greeks in total at the Battle of Thermopylae.
    Not just the Spartans and a few inept imbeciles to play clean up.
    Friends don't let friends listen to Zach Snyder/

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    granted but your now a druid and a hunters ho
    i wish i could tame orcs as pets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cadwe View Post
    granted but your now a druid and a hunters ho
    i wish i could tame orcs as pets
    granted! you now have the most annoying beggar in the server as companion.

    i wish gnomes could be paladins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue.Dezember View Post
    granted! you now have the most annoying beggar in the server as companion.

    i wish gnomes could be paladins.
    Granted, but the only Gnome Paladin is an unplayable NPC

    I wish I had my own restuarant that served exclusively cereal and CapriSun

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanRetnolds View Post
    Granted, but the only Gnome Paladin is an unplayable NPC

    I wish I had my own restuarant that served exclusively cereal and CapriSun
    Granted, but your restaurant gives all its customers food poisoning and is shut down a mere week after opening.

    I wish I had an endless amount of time to listen to my music with no interruptions.

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    I wish I had an endless amount of time to listen to my music with no interruptions.
    Granted, but you brutally kill anyone who you think will interrupt you. And therefore you get arrested and thrown in prison.

    I wish that I could have nice dreams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaoyll View Post
    Granted, but you brutally kill anyone who you think will interrupt you. And therefore you get arrested and thrown in prison.

    I wish that I could have nice dreams.
    Granted, but you're now an Insomniac.

    I wish I coul have a wish that didn't get corrupted.

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    granted your wish is now corupted
    i wish school was shorter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cadwe View Post
    i wish school was shorter
    Granted, the building in which your school is based in is now shorter than you are.

    I wish people wouldn't make stupid wishes.

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    granted but your wish is now stupid
    i wish this thread wasn't adicting like pot

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    Granted, but an evil spirit takes control of you and continues to post in this thread.

    I wish I had more moniez!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sofakiller View Post
    I wish I had more moniez!
    Granted, but you give it all to meeee!

    I wish my Ezio figurine would hurry up and arrive.

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    I wish my Ezio figurine would hurry up and arrive.
    Granted, but it's missing the head.

    I wish a better cellphone :P

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