Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[SilverDawn]

Granted but now you have SUPER AIDS!

I wish to work at Blizzard

Granted, but Metzen decides to kill of varok saurfang, so you cant make him leader of the horde.

I wish for more pally love in cataclysm.

[Longview]

I wish for more pally love in cataclysm.

I wish paladins hadn't been nerfed and made boring again ;_;

Granted, but every other class gets buffed to 10x better than paladins.

I wish I'd get a girlfriend with non-shitty music taste.

[Potatoofdoom]

I wish for more pally love in cataclysm.

Granted, but you have a legitimate pink power ranger costume on for the rest of season 9. for your PvP AND PvE set!

[Kinderwurst]

Granted, but every other class gets buffed to 10x better than paladins.

I wish I'd get a girlfriend with non-shitty music taste.

Granted, but every band you like, she's banged every member at least twice

I wish I could fly.

[Garots]

Granted. You have a 79.9% fail rate of landing though.

I wish for an endless supply of Goldfish

[Gravesong]

@Kinderwurst Wish Granted! You fly but then your flying ability fails and you fall and land face first on the ground and die.

@Garots Wish Granted! The Goldfish flood your home, drowning you.

I WISH THAT THERE WAS NEVER CREATION.

[Garots]

Um... Your wish is not granted because you did not wish! So I take your wish and have 2 wishes.

I wish that creation never happened.
I wish that I could create anything wherever whenever.

I edited it in a second later

Granted. However, you can only create dumb things.

I wish for a godly guitar.

[Utheor]

Granted, but since creation never happened, once you created some thing it would be in the past, there for creation, so when ever you create something, it gets destroyed
I wish for a shiny green gyarado's

[Ulaenyth]

I edited it in a second later

Granted. However, you can only create dumb things.

I wish for a godly guitar.

Granted and it plays godly tunes till you have an accident chopping off all the fingers on your right hand so you will never play gat again.

I wish for a computer that magicaly updates to the newist top brand hardware

[Kinderwurst]

I edited it in a second later

Granted. However, you can only create dumb things.

I wish for a godly guitar.

Wish Granted, but the guitar plays too well for mortal ears, and as soon as it was strummed, your head 'sploded

I wish Justin Bieber wasn't famous.

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Granted and it plays godly tunes till you have an accident chopping off all the fingers on your right hand so you will never play gat again.

I wish for a computer that magicaly updates to the newist top brand hardware

Wish granted, but eventually your computer became Skynet and killed you in the process.

[Zettler]

^to the shiny green gyrados
granted, but you accidentally killed it while trying to catch it.
I wish my term paper was finished so i could go back to playing WoW.

[Garots]

Wish granted, but Bieber is your wife.

I wish for fame and money!

[Petrified Penguin]

Wish granted but you become Bieber

I wish Varok was leader of the Horde and can't die

[Ulaenyth]

Wish granted, but Bieber is your wife.

I wish for fame and money!

Wish granted but a crazy fan boy breaks into your house and you wake up to him smelling your hair beffor he pannics and beats you to death.

I wish the AH prices were not so over priced and stupid people would stop undercutting driving things to the ground

[Lapidation]

Wish granted but you become Bieber

I wish Varok was leader of the Horde and can't die

Granted but he becomes a selfish leader and in turn causes every single member of the horde to die in battle.

I wish I could have gotten 3k in 3v3 in wotlk

[Duthorian]

Granted but he becomes a selfish leader and in turn causes every single member of the horde to die in battle.

I wish I could have gotten 3k in 3v3 in wotlk

Granted, but it turned out to just be a bug and a GM takes it away.

I wish I could live alone in the woods, with nothing around to bother me. And no animals or people can disrupt me.

[Garots]

Granted. It's on fire though.

I wish for a floating cloud city.

[Robbyjawz]

I wish for a floating cloud city.

Wish granted, but said city is considered a threat to American security and shot down by F-16's and becomes a new Atlantis

I wish that I was athletic.

[MonsieuRoberts]

Wish granted, but said city is considered a threat to American security and shot down by F-16's and becomes a new Atlantis

I wish that I was athletic.

Granted, but you're a chain-smoker, so your athleticism means squat.

I wish for 17 seconds to be added to the end of every Saturday.

[Ulaenyth]

Granted, but you're a chain-smoker, so your athleticism means squat.

I wish for 17 seconds to be added to the end of every Saturday.

Granted by the 17seconds back track to the stoneage making saturday last 365days of the year and you get a job that only alowes you to have sunday off

i wish for a chocy chip cookie