Granted, you are God and everyone will blame you for no new content and unbalanced PvP. You'll also receive all tickets from all servers of the world and before playing you have to answer them.
Granted, your immune systems gets so strong that it starts to attack other normal people and kills everyone you meet. You get arrested by the army.
I wish I lived in California.
Granted, but the state tries to become an independent country leading to the rest of America declaring war on it the day after you arrive, soon the state is left in rubble after a short but bloody war.
I wish that word "wish" is replaced with pie for the rest for this thread.
Poof, you now live in California. Of course, there's a huge earthquake on the way that's going to knock the landmass you're living on into the Pacific and sink it in grand fashion. Enjoy your remaining 2 hours of life in California.
I pie benevolent aliens would come to visit Earth. Also, Purifier's pie is granted, but unfortunately, all your pie are belong to me. I took the pie, and the rest of the thread has no choice but to use the word wish again. Now, where are my aliens?
Last edited by Liagala; 2012-01-26 at 06:38 PM.
Granted but your boss calls for overtime so you have to stay the night.
I wish it wouldn't snow this weekend.
Granted, instead it's the lightning storm of the century, destroying your entire city.
I wish for next wish to be ignored.
granted, but it couldn't got enough attention cause there was more wishes that said "like mah status" so those got more attention
i wish to walk into mordor
You will not be forgotten, Eleanor / Steam ID / DeviantArt page / YouTube / Twitter
Granted, but it's made of mud and put together by a 3 year old.
I wish for a winning lottery ticket.
Edit: FYI, do not google image search "mud pie" when you're trying to diet. Forget the lottery ticket. I wish for a metabolism that allows me to eat what I want, when I want, without gaining weight and without needing exercise.
Last edited by Liagala; 2012-01-26 at 08:18 PM.
Granted, but it's given to you by a fat hairy German guy with greasy fingers called Hanzi.
I wish for the world to undo itself.