Granted. you are now too fat to get fatter.
I wish all farts came out as a blue mist.
Granted but being clean isn't the only thing you can control just by "thinking about it". Soon you start to think some very naughty thoughts and your thrown in jail for the rest of your life.
I wish tomorrow's Def Leppard concert is the best concert ever!!!!
Granted. However, as soon as it ends the world explodes.
I wish for a wooden stick exactly 6 inches long and 12 centimeters wide. It also needs to have exactly three leaves on the sides of it.
Granted, but the military is called in to kill you, because everyone thinks you're some enemy invasion force.
I wish that the person below me has their wish granted, without any corruption.
Granted, but it only speaks Sumarian. Good luck understanding that.
I wish that every time somebody jumped, I got ten million USD.
Last edited by mmocf432157f0e; 2012-07-17 at 08:51 PM.