Granted but you are in the desert with no hope of hiding from the sun.
I wish i was more muscular.
Granted, you just gained a gram of muscles.
I wish I could remember my curriculum for this semester.
Granted, but now it's the only thing that you can remember.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Granted, but now you need an oxygen tank to survive above water (blabla something about hypersensitivity to nitrogen blabla)
I wish I could get rid of my sleeping issues and have a normal circadian rhythm without medication.
"After dealing with about 10 000 patients over the last 15 years, I would say that over 200 different medical conditions respond favorably to cannabis."
- The late Dr. Tod Mikuriya, MD, interview in The Union: The business behind getting high
Former national administrator of the U.S. Government's marijuana research programs
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Granted, you can now sleep normally, but can no longer do anything but sleep and sit perfectly still in bed.
I wish the sun was blue instead, without any temperature change.
Granted, but you now have gone blind, so you will never see the sun again.
I wish I had the funds to build a top of the line gaming computer.
Granted, but since you don't specify what exactly you want to fool around with, it's a giant being made out of rock (Think Rockmen from FTL), that can't enter houses.
I wish I had an infinite army of clones, that would do whatever I told them to.
Granted, but your clones only have a lifespan of 1 minute and 47 seconds.
I wish I had a moonbase.
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Granted, you're the only survivor of a random apocalypse, stranded on the moon with just enough supplies to last you a month, no weaponry of any sort, and a huge army of evil monster things.
I wish I was immortal.
Granted, but your now floating around in space.
I wish I had some weapons to fight of these evil monster things...
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(I'm rather fine with endlessly floating in space. Beats sitting around doing nothing on my computer, plus I might eventually stumble upon life on other planets.)
Granted, but it's because you yourself turn into a monster, causing you to be in constant pain, but you now kick other monsters asses.
I wish I come across some form of civilization while floating around space.
Granted, but they enslave you and put you in a room made of metal, never to be opened.
I wish I could control time and space.
Granted, but you only get your powers on one condition, that you rescue me from this room so we may aid Scarecrow.
I wish that I had a magical gun that could do whatever I wanted it to.
It's magical and can do anything. That would include firing without bullets or using anything as ammunition, lol.
Granted, but it's explosive.