Granted. You have $1 of Monopoly money.
I wish that my group members did more on our group project.
Granted! Now your group members are doing more, more of what they were previously doing, which is probably nothing, that means they are doing more nothing!
I wish that doing work group was fun.
I'll do this one too.
Granted! You now have $1. But as it turns out, the $1 is a counterfeit and the government arrests and tortures you to find out why you've been making fake bills. And of course, you spend the rest of your life in jail.
Wtf is work group.
Granted! Group work is now more fun. But since your group is having so much fun they neglect to realize that they are doing the project wrong and you all fail the class.
I wish all my homework was done [by someone smart who got all the answers right].
Granted. You own the worlds first portable Blu Ray player, unfortunately it breaks down at the climax of the movie you are watching.
I wish Monopoly money can be used as real money.
Granted but the only way to use it is if you win a game but for the rest of you life you lose every game very fast and always first!
I wish i could read a persons mind i chose.
I don't age I level up...
Granted, but its all in a language you cant understand.
I wish for the Twilight Saga Movies to be good.
Granted, but their quality is not increased in any way, just the way you perceive them, and the world will ridicule you.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but now the world will end as it is too broken to exist any longer.
I wish my wishes would come true without any unwanted consequences.
Granted. You will never be at anything else ever again because you will stop at 3007 posts.
I wish that i could control people and break their wills at my command.
Granted, but you can only do it if they're in love with you already.
I wish I had the largest collection of books, with two of each book, in the world.
Granted, but everyone in the world knows that it's you, that their money mysteriously vanished to go to. Have fun!
I wish my collection of books was categorized.
Granted, but everyone is very disappointed in you and you have to endure their silent judgement for the rest of your days.
I wish you didn't wish what I was going to wish.