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    Granted. Your trip now takes only 10 minutes. When you arrive at the job interview, you were just told as you arrive that the person that was going to interview you had an accident and wouldn't be able to interview you for over a week.

    I wish I knew what to wish, really, I'm out of ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Granted. Your trip now takes only 10 minutes. When you arrive at the job interview, you were just told as you arrive that the person that was going to interview you had an accident and wouldn't be able to interview you for over a week.

    I wish I knew what to wish, really, I'm out of ideas.
    Granted, but the wish is merely the idea, and not the actual wish.

    I wish people would stop hitting my fence.

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    Granted. Some kids start playing baseball in front of your house now and their ball is constantly landing in your yard and hitting your car and house.

    I wish Majad could stick to an avatar or signature.

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    Granted, but you go blind and never get to see it.

    I wish for a regular sleep schedule

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    Granted. However you are in prison. You sleep 23 hours a day now. You only get to sleep in you're tiny cell.

    I wish I became a God

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    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted. However you are in prison. You sleep 23 hours a day now. You only get to sleep in you're tiny cell.

    I wish I became a God
    granted. you are now the God of chronic back pain, and as such always have to walk hunched over with no way of getting rid of that awful pain in your back.

    I wish to be the ultimate martial artist, capable of using any object I can lift as a weapon.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Granted, but you die in a fight to some guy who can lift his gun up a little quicker than you, which beats martial arts.

    I wish I had a bagel. With cream cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, but you die in a fight to some guy who can lift his gun up a little quicker than you, which beats martial arts.

    I wish I had a bagel. With cream cheese.
    Granted, but it's also cursed to make you fight that guy who can lift his gun a little quicker than you.

    I wish WoW could do maintenance faster.

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    Granted,due to your impatience nothing ever gets fixed in the 1minute time slot the fans wanted the maintenance to be in,WoW dies,you die,everything dies. Why couldnt you just wait

    I wish i could forget why i forgot what i forgot when i was told not to forget what was forgotten on this forgetful day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted,due to your impatience nothing ever gets fixed in the 1minute time slot the fans wanted the maintenance to be in,WoW dies,you die,everything dies. Why couldnt you just wait

    I wish i could forget why i forgot what i forgot when i was told not to forget what was forgotten on this forgetful day.
    Granted, but everything you remember from now on will be as confusing as that sentence.

    I wish my hearing was better.

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    Granted, you have an overdeveloped sense of hearing because you're blind.

    I wish my gum's taste wouldn't die out after 10 seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, you have an overdeveloped sense of hearing because you're blind.

    I wish my gum's taste wouldn't die out after 10 seconds.
    granted. every gum you ever put in your mouth gets an ever intensifying taste every second until it overwhelms your brain and puts you in a hybrid state of subconscious awareness of the gum's flavor, meaning every sensory perception you have with any of your senses will call back memories of that gum. Have fun.

    I wish every single PC game in my gaming collection was added on my unbannable steam account, with games being retroactively made available on Steam, even if they're from a competing publisher, which means they get automatic updates, don't require a CD in the drive to play and are available everywhere, even if I have no connection to steam or the Internet.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. every gum you ever put in your mouth gets an ever intensifying taste every second until it overwhelms your brain and puts you in a hybrid state of subconscious awareness of the gum's flavor, meaning every sensory perception you have with any of your senses will call back memories of that gum. Have fun.

    I wish every single PC game in my gaming collection was added on my unbannable steam account, with games being retroactively made available on Steam, even if they're from a competing publisher, which means they get automatic updates, don't require a CD in the drive to play and are available everywhere, even if I have no connection to steam or the Internet.
    Granted. And, as should be expected from me, you die before you're even able to utilize this wonderful new Steam. And your account is given to Blue, who immediately deactivates it just for shits and giggles. And your wife runs away. If no wife, your cat. If no cat, your dog. If no pet, your fucking mom dies. Now work with me here.

    I wish more people knew about Attack The Block. Enjoy Blue.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    Granted. And, as should be expected from me, you die before you're even able to utilize this wonderful new Steam. And your account is given to Blue, who immediately deactivates it just for shits and giggles. And your wife runs away. If no wife, your cat. If no cat, your dog. If no pet, your fucking mom dies. Now work with me here.

    I wish more people knew about Attack The Block. Enjoy Blue.
    Tomorrow everybody will know about Attack The Block but it will be the worst movie EVER. (seriously is was retarded xD)

    I wish i can reach 2200 in WoW 2v2 D:

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    granted however you get banned for cheating.

    I wish I didn't have to eat.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Granted,you still need food but you cant eat any of it. You die long story short.

    I wish i didnt see dead people,or dead fax machines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae
    I wish more people knew about Attack The Block. Enjoy Blue.
    KUKUKU I was going to corrupt it but I decided to be nice and give someone else a turn.movie sounded shitty from what Wikipedia said anyway.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted,you still need food but you cant eat any of it. You die long story short.

    I wish i didnt see dead people,or dead fax machines.
    Granted. You see writing on walls now all tormenting and degrading you from the dead people that you can no longer see. It's a little spooky.

    I wish I knew MATLAB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    KUKUKU I was going to corrupt it but I decided to be nice and give someone else a turn.movie sounded shitty from what Wikipedia said anyway.



    Granted. You see writing on walls now all tormenting and degrading you from the dead people that you can no longer see. It's a little spooky.

    I wish I knew MATLAB.
    Granted you now know MATLAB, however MATLAB v2 comes out and shares nothing in common with the original, and everyone else who knew MATLAB can use it but you.

    I wish for a duck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    Granted you now know MATLAB, however MATLAB v2 comes out and shares nothing in common with the original, and everyone else who knew MATLAB can use it but you.

    I wish for a duck.
    Granted.

    But it's the most ornery creature anyone is ever likely to meet. It never misses the chance to bite the shit out of you or crap all over your possessions. Or merely tear them apart. You suspect it might be carrying some weird, highly-infectious diseases as well. And at night that bastard just quacks as loud as it can and you never can get any sleep. It is an absolutely terrible duck that you never should have wished for and immediately regret your role in its creation.

    I wish that people would corrupt wishes properly and not add some unrelated bullshit to the side of the wish. Is it too much to ask that the downside of the wish be a product of that which was wished for? I mean, I've seen random meteors from nowhere in corrupted wishes. That isn't a corrupted wish if meteors have nothing to do with the wish. The wish itself has to go bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrakHed View Post
    Granted.

    But it's the most ornery creature anyone is ever likely to meet. It never misses the chance to bite the shit out of you or crap all over your possessions. Or merely tear them apart. You suspect it might be carrying some weird, highly-infectious diseases as well. And at night that bastard just quacks as loud as it can and you never can get any sleep. It is an absolutely terrible duck that you never should have wished for and immediately regret your role in its creation.

    I wish that people would corrupt wishes properly and not add some unrelated bullshit to the side of the wish. Is it too much to ask that the downside of the wish be a product of that which was wished for? I mean, I've seen random meteors from nowhere in corrupted wishes. That isn't a corrupted wish if meteors have nothing to do with the wish. The wish itself has to go bad.
    Granted, then you are struck by lightning, while a loan shark shoots you, while an amoeba infects your brain, while a meteor hits and destories the sun sending plasma that wipes out the atmosphere of the earth.

    I wish i could breath in any atmosphere, or lack thereof

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