Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. His thumb now discharges poo and since he wants you to keep quiet about it he sticks his thumb in your mouth until you're puking every few seconds.

I wish I could win a $10000 scholarship so I didn't have to worry about getting a job anytime soon.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you get you scholarship money but you blow it all on a new found gambling addiction

I wish i could swim with dolphins

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,but not all dolphins are friendly,and they consequentely eat you.

I wish spiders would just fuck the shit off,i mean seriously you trying to catch me in that tiny web of yours dickhead!!!???

[Akshak]

Granted but they go after BearGod and Binkamus Prime instead angering them and their deity Carlos Spicyweiner. Hope you can run fast.

I wish Temperance wasn't so mean to me - my frail male ego can't take dick-size jokes.

[Deleted]

Granted. The dick jokes are now all aimed at BlueObelisk, or whoever he's these days.

I wish someone would tell me what happened to BlueObelisk, I thoroughly enjoyed making fun of him in this thread back when I was nzall.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, he's just been busy with work and posting over in the sports section.

I wish I had a cupcake.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,but i ate it,fool!

I wish i knew why i was calling everybody a fool today?

[Akshak]

Granted but the knowledge of knowing why causes your head to overload and explode showering Mynta, BearGod, IcedWarrior and Binkamus with your brain matter....angering them all into a murderous frenzy.

I wish they'd make an R-rated version of Defiance so I can see Datak Tarr's wife naked.

[MrGhostlore]

Granted, but she has a penis...


I wish that we had teleportation.

[Akshak]

Granted but you get teleported by the untested machine into the same room as Tarr and his wife during an all-nighter and are now staring at 2 Castatharian penises - en guard!

I wish Mother Nature would return the low 90's July weather we had to start - not this 100 crap she swapped us out for.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but August, day after day, sets new record highs and has a 100% humidity the entire month.

I wish I had a slice of cheesecake.

[Deleted]

Granted, you have the most delicious cheesecake ever made but in order to eat you have to elevate the next person whos wish you will corrupt into god-status

I wish I could seal away BearGods, Akshak and Myntas godly powers and I would take up the seat as the new god...of cheesecakes!

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you fail to steal my power away, which is all-knowing and supreme; your feeble Cheesecake powers tremble in the sight of mine.

I wish that every living human had their gender changed.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted, however you still being part human only part of you changes, you now have the mindset of a girly girl and constantly obsess over you needing to shave your pits and legs as well as your crotch.

I wish Iced's wish would also affect any Prime that dwells these forums.

[Akshak]

Granted but Binkamus now acts moody like all women at that time of the month and he's now the ugliest woman alive - and has a thing for female BearGod's.

I wish we could round up all of the politicians and ship them to a remote island out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean....just before the creatures from Pacific Rim wake up.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted but you have to take them there yourself.

I wish for either great memory or a longer penis.

[Deleted]

wait what? dammit...

Granted, your memory is now better than it was before but since you can't remember anything at all you are better at not remembering anything.

I wish for the most delicious bacon and eggs right about now

[Deleted]

Granted, however the money will be taken from your bank account.

I wish that i wasn't sick anymore.

[Akshak]

Granted but everyone around you is given germs can't assail you anymore. You're now awash in a sea of vomit and "the runs" from the sickness surrounding you.

I wish I had some hot and sexy teachers back in my days in high school like the ones kids these days have - not the grotesque monstrosities I had to attend class for.

[DockyWocky]

Granted. But the biggest hottest beefiest male chose you as his play toy. And he's into Sadism.

I wish Majad would stop posting in PvM.