Your best pickup lline

[Vakram]

Hey do you want to play thinn? (what is that) you lay down and I take Inn!

It's amazing how a pick up thread turned into construction worker lines hehehe

[Sand Person]

being confident and being an asshole are very close. many females confuse the two a lot. though if you're looking for something long term, go with confidence. if you want a quick lay go with being an asshole.

[Minimach]

You: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
You: When you fell from heaven.
Her: Awww
You: Cuz your face is fucked up.

[Irishform]

One line that used to work for a friend of mine. He would bring a pack of playing cards out with him and when he saw a woman he liked, he'd walk up, take out the deck, show her one card and say 'Was this your card?' worked about 60% of the time.
And if you think she'll laugh why not try 'Heaven must be missing an angel because I have an erection'. Hell, depending on the girl, you can get away with some funny shit.

[Tomaros]

You: Hey baby, wanna get the herpes tonight?
Girl: no!
you: me neither, we should go home together.

[Palaplu]

Are those pants purple? 'cause that ass is epic!

okai i'm using this one, it's worth a try

[Sorissa]

The word of the day is legs, so how about we go and spread the word?

if a guy opend up a conversation using this, id totally hear what he has to say.

[Augury]

Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: I don't know, how much?
Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm Steve.

[Catta]

Have you met Ted?

[Desminn]

sadly with the girls around where i live i can see any and all of these working at least once or twice.

...kinda sad really.

[The Stone Worker]

Haaaave you met Ted?

Fixed it, guy

OT: When you see that woman again, make sure to pop your CD's, check to see if she has adds, then go get some aggro!
You can HOJ her, but don't Judgment her! (Get her hammered, but don't judge her)

And if that doesn't work, try "THE NAKED MAN" Works 2/3 ,guaranteed.

[Deleted]

You approach her:
"A/S/L?"

[Taurenburger]

come and sit on my lap and let´s talk about the first thing that comes up

[Zao]

"Hey, you gay?"
Never seems to work in a standard club for some reason though...Maybe that's the reason why I had mainly female relationships <.<

[icanwait]

I used this once with success
"Would you like to ride the bus with me? We can lick the windows together."

[Lotharfox]

An old sappy one is, "Your father must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes." A follow up was, "your father must be a theif, because you look homeless."

Another classic, "F--k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen."

And to jump straight to the point, "Nice shoes, wanna screw?"

[Tuvok]

I used it on Lysah once and failed, but still,

"I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars, and the universe worships the night".

Shamelessly stolen from Commander Riker. If she doesn't think you're crazy, she'll think you're a proficient romantic.

[Lotharfox]

I almost forgot, the best ever comes from the show Extras, Ricky Gervais' agent trying to pick up on two girls:

"One of you comes home with me, preferably the chubby one. We have sex, ten, fifteen minutes at most. I'll give you cab fare home, up to twenty dollars, or you walk home, keep the money, and you come out ahead. Either one of you? No? Ok."

[gawad]

Do you like my new aftershave? It's called chloroform.

[Deleted]

Hello, are you looking for a stud? I got the STD's and all I need is U!

- H