^ Nailed it.
< Could use some procrastination material.
v Smells of fish.
^ Nailed it.
< Could use some procrastination material.
v Smells of fish.
^ Nope. I smell of body wash and shampoo.
< Is hungry.
v Will get me stuff to make dinner with.
^ Lies.
< Will not get Mynta stuff to cook with.
v Will voluntarily be Mynta's bitch slave.
^ If anything Mynta will be Zait's minion. Or he can join the Supervillain Club and help take over the world. If he gets the Diamond membership he gets full access to the nearest Lair, an undead army, minions of his choosing, and cookies. We're like Scientology except we admit that we're evil.
< Is President of the Supervillain Club.
v Would like to join.
^ Nope. I'm more neutral than anything.
< Would do anything to advance my goals of spreading joy and happiness via sweet, sweet, delicious mint flavoured stuff!
v Shall (try to) oppose my Techno-Mage might.
Silence you, so help me God I will send you back to the Bronze Membership!
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^Is a neutral... blah, that's worse than a Hero. Pick a side!
< Is opening membership the Supervillain Club which isn't really a thing but is sort of a thing. All villains are welcome.
v Is a... *vomit* Hero.
^ Nope. I'm too neutral to have a nemesis.
< Shall always be neutral, gray Jedi style, but uses the dark side 'cause it's more useful.
v Will join me in my lab for some tea.
^ Good taste in drink
< Definitely going to Myntas place for tea
v Too evil for tea
^ Nobody is too evil for tea.
< Posts too much.
v Wants to post more than me.
^ Is being dethroned
< Would be happier if others posted more so the forum was more interesting
v Thinks I'm not very interesting
^ You're an English Viking. That's about as interesting as it can get.
< Also wishes more people would post.
v Knows that it's Sunday and usually a slower day.
^ Should find a way to encourage posters!
< Has a hard time keeping track of which day it is
v Is creating a mint army
^ Is correct.
< Will give Zait $200,000,000,000,000,000,000 to build a new Lair, as long as he pledges to support me whenever I need it.
v Also wants money to build a lair.
^^ Has no originality!
^ monopoly money doesn't count
< has hair elsewhere
v Is a gorilla
^ hairless viking? heresy
< will start shaving... Xanjori's mustache!
v not Mynta!
^ Is correct!
< Definitely not Mynta
v Also not Mynta!