Joined a dumb levelling guild for the lolz... In guild chat this one guy was telling this other guy who was having account issues to call blizzard tech support.
From the remainder of the conversation I can say that the guy was too dumb to be trolling. But either way I laughed out loud."You should call Blizzard 1-800-59-BLIZZARD."
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"My phone doesn't have letters on it, just numbers."