Pee standing up.
Fart loudly.
Scratch my balls.
Rinse and repeat for a while.
Have sex with a woman, because I've always been curious about what it feels like for men. Descriptions are inadequate.
Pee standing up.
Fart loudly.
Scratch my balls.
Rinse and repeat for a while.
Have sex with a woman, because I've always been curious about what it feels like for men. Descriptions are inadequate.
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Boobs would've been grabbed haha!
I would affirmative action my way into a job of high ranking. Can I also change ethnicity for the day too?
I would try out some female clothes and makeup. Then i would go to a gym or a bath house, when i get home after that i would obviously take a few pictures/videos of myself when i masturbate and upload it to the web.
But how would my family react when i wake up? What if it's just an illusion and in reality i'm an insane cross dresser for a day?
I'd probably go back to bed ><
I love that webcomic.
On topic though, if I suddenly woke up in a female body I'd probably spend the first couple of hours freaking out and pacing back and forth behind a locked door while my mind races. I'd question whether or not the message saying it'll last only one day is true. I'd be worried about what the people I live with would say/think if they saw me, hence spending that time behind locked doors. I'd probably freak out some more if I realized I need to call in sick for work, cause it'd be a little weird to suddenly have a girl calling in. I suppose I could pretend I was a relative or a girlfriend or something. Once I calmed down after deciding the best course of action, I'd probably stay in my bedroom all day so nobody sees me. I'd also realize it's my opportunity to experience what female masturbation is like, like pretty well every guy in the thread. I might try to see whether or not my sexual orientation changed by browsing through porn on my computer.
On a side note, I'm startled by how many people that have said they would commit various crimes since they think they could get away with it if they don't get caught before they change back.
Last edited by Robozerim; 2012-12-27 at 06:10 PM.
I'd probably just stay in bed and play with myself for 24 hours.
I mean, you gotta wonder... Do male and female orgasms feel the same? Are there any differences? Since you really could never know otherwise...
"In life, I was raised to hate the undead. Trained to destroy them. When I became Forsaken, I hated myself most of all. But now I see it is the Alliance that fosters this malice. The human kingdoms shun their former brothers and sisters because we remind them what's lurking beneath the facade of flesh. It's time to end their cycle of hatred. The Alliance deserves to fall." - Lilian Voss
i'd play with my tits for a few minutes and then i'd be sad because i no longer had a penis
obviously
sell my body to science to figure out wtf is going on.
Look at myself naked, of course...
Man, I've got bags under my eyes... BAGS OF MONEY!
See ya later, peasants.
Praise The Sun!
Late before the night is over, I'd rob a store bare naked so that the media would have proof that it was a girl who robbed the store and not just some guy with tits. Or do the same to some rich dude, act like I want to get with him, slip him a drug and steal his money when he brought me back to his place, he'll think some girl robbed him too haha.
Most likely the wisest Enhancement Shaman.
Grab some lady friends, make a circle around our shoes and purses and just ... dance.
*sigh* If it was for more then 24 hours (say... permanent) I would be so freaking excited. But since it would be for 24 hours apparently I'd be insanely sad.
If I'm attractive, take nude pics for myself.
If look like a man with a vagina, sleep as long as I possibly can.
I'd probably master bait in front of a mirror lol
Warlorcs of Draenorc made me quit. You can't have my stuff.