Granted. You're stuck in a dirty motel for the next few days, instead.
I wish I had White Castle.
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Granted everyone who ate the horsemeat is now in a Stable condition,the condition wont last furlong though,just say neigh......teehee!
I wish us brits werent so hungry we could eat a horse.....teeeeheeeeheee!
Granted, however you brits end up loving horse meat more than any other type, leading the spices to become endangered/on the verge of extinction.
I wish time travel "machines" (watches w/e) had been invented. Present to past, past -> present, cuz you know no one is really worried about the future, but would rather right wrongs of the past.
Granted. Holidae has invented a time machine. He goes back in the past to stop Hitler, but accidentally kills one of your ancestors in the process and never even ends up killing Hitler. But you do not exist anymore.
Oh, and he brought me back some money.
I wish I had an IQ of 211.
Granted. But like most geniuses, you're insufferable. Eventually people lose patience with you, and hire me to corrupt your wish in such a way that you die. I drop an entire bank on your head- a symbolic gesture.
I wish during my time travel I had met my paternal great grandfather.
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9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Granted. You lose your house, car, parents, family, basically every position and relative/friend around you.
I wish I had a biggest fan, who would follow me until I loved them.
Granted, but he comes from the distant planet of Fansalsyrh, and is a giant, walking, talking industrial fan.
I wish I was able to teleport to anywhere on the planet, instantly, and without a timer between teleports.
Granted, but you don't really know where exactly you're teleporting if you're teleporting somewhere out of your eyesight's reach. So when you teleport there is a chance that the matter of your body will merge with the matter of something else if you teleported in a spot where something else was. (Ex. You're in your room, you teleport to the bathroom, but your location was a little off and you end up merging your leg with the toilet bowl.) Good luck, it could still work out well for you.
I wish I'll never have to remove my tonsels or appendix or wisdom teeth because they'll be okay on their own.
Granted, but both of your kidneys are shot. Better line up a donor...
I wish there was a proper SSBB clone for the PS3 that didn't rely on the Smash Ball mechanic as it's fundamental way of defeating opponents.
granted. it was a tie, however, the entire Ajax team was caught taking performance drugs. Bucharest goes through to the next round, Ajax is demoted to regional 4th class, or whatever the lowest division in Netherlands is. they also lose every single sponsor because of the scandal and get excluded from all national and international match for the next decade. the sporters themselves are banned for life from being within 100 feet of a football field.
but at least they only had a tie.
I wish that I would have finished this w