Granted. it's not pedophilia in this case, because elves in Artemis Fowl are not as tall as humans. they're the size of a 14 year old child, true, but their proportions of limbs are similar to adult humans. they can easily be mistaken for adults with dwarfism. she's also an adult. in the books, she's about 80. she's a captain of LEPRecon and is already of legal age, even on Elven standards. so it's not pedophilia (I don't fancy anything younger than 18 anyway), but it's still creepy. hence, a corrupted wish.
also, her helmet has its own oxygen supply using Elven technology that can hold air for 3 months.
I wish I paid extra for the Holly Short express shipping, so she arrives in 2 business days.
Granted, but she gets airdropped in a crate, which lands on you and kills you.
I wish they could kill the beast with their steely knives.
Granted. But "they" get put in jail for beast-slaughter and their knives weren't stainless steel so they get all rusty from the beast blood.
I wish I had a nice poster of Assassins Creed 4.
Granted but you don't get into any colleges until you're 20. And even then they give you absolutely zero scholarships.
I wish I I could change the channel on the TV just by blinking.
Spring break starts. You are invited to a binki watch consent where you can judge the winner. You get an all expense paid round trip off Florida for a cruise. However it's the Canaveral cruise before they dock back to land the ship suffers some problems. You're stuck out in the ocean. eating left overs from other night and the binki watch contest starts without you.
I wish I had the power to freeze things like ice man
Granted, but you end up falling out of a tree and breaking your neck shortly after having the wish granted.
I wish I had a lightsaber.
Granted. You get into a fight with this guy: and you get your arm cut off. You cannot afford surgery to even close up the wound unless you sell your lightsaber.
I wish I could see Mynta's fight against that^ guy.
Mynta jumps through a window holding two light sabers doing battle with the guy. He try's to trip Mytna, she back flips into the air blocking both of his attacks. She fights with lighting speed, they both get really close to you. She dodges a swing and it cuts you're knees off. You get to watch however the epic hour long fight. When Mytna ends up beating the Sith, while screaming "Freedom"
I wish I was a Sith.
Granted. You're a Sith in that Star Wars MMO. You're locked in paying the Sith membership subscription fee for the rest of your life. ($15/month)
I wish I had perfect vision.
Granted. You have perfect vision. However the world seems to go out of focus, even with you're vision as great as it is, it cannot make up for the world going out of balance. Just when you get yours fixed.
I wish I could shoot lighting from my hands in real life, not just in video game with an army of soldiers to do my every whim.