A weird question I know. But I listen to a lot of stand-up comedy, and I'm trying to remember who did a specific joke. Problem is, I can't remember it specifically enough that I could use Google magic powers to find it. So I'm hoping someone else can remember what I'm talking about.
It sounds like something Lewis Black would say. Basically, he was talking about Republicans and Democrats, and the fact that one side can't possibly think that the other side isn't trying to do what's best for the country.
It may or may not have been him, but it sounds like something he would talk about.
Eh, well, I feel like an idiot. It IS Lewis Black, on the album In God We Rust.
I was aware of Bill Burr, but never really listened to him. It was funny, but I liked the fact Conan was genuinely amused. I think the bit By Lewis Black I found was the right one, but I think someone else has mentioned it.