Granted but Ashak dies from old age while waiting for the sloth. Also, this was made into a TV show and it's the only thing on TV (for you).
Granted, but someone sees your cape and assumes you can fly, so your good friend Binkamus Prime pushed you off a building (he thought the powers would kick in, like the Human Torch in Fantastic Four), but you just spend forever slowly falling down a building awaiting death.
Granted. But they lost your cape at the dry cleaners.
I wish I had my own dry cleaning business.