Transylvania? Oh, I'm sorry, Transylvania is part of Romania, and now, so are the aliens and their technology. By the time your planes get here (30 min) we'll have scrapped the whole ship and took all the important tech. If it has metal, the rate of assimilating the tech would skyrocket.
Trust me, we have gypsies, they move fast when money is involved... if you know what I mean.
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What if there are alien night elves on a stolen draenei ship?