Worst thing you ever ate or made yourself

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Raw nettles after a drunken bet, Thought I was Going to die.

[WoOmbat]

Tofu is awesome! ...... depending on how you cook it. On it's own it's awful and gross... when cooked badly it sucks ass too... but when cooked well in a good stirfry it's completely awesome. My favorite noodle shop makes an epic tofu stirfry... but whenever I try and cook it at home I can never make the tofu come out like theirs does... I read you oven roast it, but when I did that it came out like dry blocks of rubber and was awful, so I tried cooking it in a frying pan and it just fell to pieces and went all crumbly... so I'm stuffed if I know how to properly cook the damn stuff :/

I think its most easy to make with a deep fryer, alternativley you can just short fry it in a pan but you gotta cut it relatively think so it gets cross all through. i formysel frist preserve it in whatever i want it to taste like for about 2-24 hours, fry it in a deepfryer take it out, dabb off the fat with some paper towles and than fry it with the rest for about 2 minutes.

[Tomservo]

fecal matter

[Aftonflickan]

Had a caviar / nutella sandwich while hungover last summer... needless to say I chundered everywhere

[CaptainArlong]

Pancakes made with that "just add water" mix. Turns out I was allergic to something in it and had to run to the bathroom and force myself to throw up. It was.. unpleasant.

[Ignotus]

I did that once and succeeded, failed the gallon of chocolate milk challenge though.

How in the place where the devil lives did you manage that.

[ohshift]

I don't know, probably a Ruffles' pizza

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Your mom!

the worst thing i ever ate would probably be bacon wrapped around a chunk of grease-- i mean meat, with brocolli right on it.

[Syio]

On a regular basis, vegetables and tofu. !@#$ that stuff.

Worst thing ever? Boiled innards. Wasn't a matter of choice at the time since I was starving, but in hindsight my hunger rocketed straight out the window after that.

[Realsykes]

I don't know, probably a Ruffles' pizza

That sounds good.

Not even sorry.

Well, the worst TASTING for me was a raw tuna steak with wasabi dressing stuff on it... I can eat pretty much anything but to this day, out of the thousands of meals i have consumed, this was the one I couldn't finish. Not because I was full, but because it was vile, and I eat like a horse (but i'm shredded though hehe.)

Worst FOR ME, was probably... this gigantic sundae with the most intense pile up of whipped cream I've ever encountered. I ran my ass of for the next week till I practically had near death experiences lol.

[muto]

I ate a patty melt sandwich at the hospital galley once, it was the only food that ever made me vomit almost instantaneously.

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The omlette i made about 5 mins ago. Gonna regret that shit in the morning.

[Ciddy]

Oysters, the kind you just slurp down without chewing. I felt sick for a good bit afterwards. I love oysters, but only the fried or smoked ones that you chew. If I remember correctly, these were boiled.

[Ghonda]

I was at a restaurant a few years back and I saw a big vat of whipped cream so I got a bowl of it for dessert. I took a huge spoonful of it and...it was sour cream...

[Nasriel]

I was at a restaurant a few years back and I saw a big vat of whipped cream so I got a bowl of it for dessert. I took a huge spoonful of it and...it was sour cream...

haha my Nan did something similar, we were at a chinese resturant for my birthday and she saw some green stuff that she thought was avocado so she took a huge dollop of it and ate a big mouthful... turns out it was wasabi lol. She never did that again haha

[Sett]

Raw whale bubbler. I couldn't swallow it. I had to spit it out and used goddamn hand soap to get rid of the taste.

Stuff wasn't fresh either.

[Zechs-cenarius]

Home made alfredo....I dont think the cheese should have curdled the way it did and it tasted like pickles for some reason.

[Morogoth]

A mac&cheese with Velveeta orange squares.

I really don't know what's the real recipe, but I survived 4 years of college with this one: Maccaroni + Aylmer tomato sauce + dry cayenne pepper + light cheddar. Put it in the oven, wait till the cheese get a goldish color. Enjoy.

[Lochton]

Hmm... I know many will go, "WTF".

But here it goes... *hides in a bunker* Peanut butter on bread.... I can't stand how it sticks to the top of my mouth...

Else, I enjoy cooking, so I'm not that picky... Second thing might be.... Candied ants (Ants fried on a pan with sugar)

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Can't really think of anything I've eaten that I really hated.

One thing I will never try is canned tuna. It looks and smells disgusting and I have no idea what the quality of tuna is when they're so cheap...