http://www.montanaoutdoor.com/2017/0...ted-sasquatch/
Guy claims big foot attacked him and ripped off his clothes, but he was able to shank him in the shoulder before there was any penetration ( or so he says )
http://www.montanaoutdoor.com/2017/0...ted-sasquatch/
Guy claims big foot attacked him and ripped off his clothes, but he was able to shank him in the shoulder before there was any penetration ( or so he says )
Weed's legal in Colorado so not surprised.
I do want to know what he was smoking though sounds like serious stuff.
That description makes it sound exactly like a brown bear, lol."According to the victim, the attacker measure around 8-foot tall and is extremely hairy. He has brown hair, dark brown eyes and extremely large feet."
I'm gonna go with him smoking or eating something he shouldn't have, then happening upon a bear that wasn't too happy to see him.
Well excuuuse me, Princess.
You are now breathing manually.
He says he was assaulted, but really I think old sassy just didn't call him back after the first night.
#boycottchina
People have some active imaginations.
“When I regained consciousness, he had already torn my pants and was tearing through my underwear.
He reported it to the police so I guess he's serious because you can get in serious trouble for trolling the police. Hope he isn't losing his mind.
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"This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."
-- Capt. Copeland
Listen and believe.
Thought of trailer park boys and sam the caveman
I'm going to reserve judgement until we hear Sasquatch's side of the story.
Don't eat all the shrooms in the forest.
Some are actually poisonous in a deadly way, not in the funny "had sex with a bigfoot" way.
Living in Fairplay Colorado, I see quite a few Hunters passing by.
I have got a feeling that the Hunter ran into Scuzzlebutt,.
Scuzzlebutt has a Patrick Duffy leg
& I am sure that may have resulted in a Sexual Assault.
But did the Hunter consent. One has to ask ?
Last edited by PC Principal; 2017-09-14 at 11:22 AM.
This exists.......
I laughed when I saw this, but we live a rEaLlY wEiRd world.