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    The voices in my head have gone by many names. It's like they are shift workers, every once in awhile they rotate and I get a new voice or two. They sometimes make demands of me, telling me I need to kill people. Others are nicer and say I should protect those around me. Some tell me to go stalk people until I know their every move, or to rummage through their possessions so that I know what they do for a living. Or they just gawk at my inner thoughts, that happens too.

    There are moments of silence too. Those are unnerving, it's like they're just watching me, waiting for the greatest opportunity to send me to the spirit world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    The voice in my head has a name.

    Oh god. No. Get it out of my head!

    "My insanity has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My insanity has a second name..."
    Oscar ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by keleb View Post
    Why would I be Danish when I said I have a hard time understanding it? I'm a yellow-fleshed root vegetable.
    I was tired this morning. D:

    I'll amend my list.

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    ^ One of my favorites.

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    Something.

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    I'm so glad I have only the one voice in my head. It may be the voice of a cat, but at least it's still only one. ^_^

    Quote Originally Posted by keleb View Post
    Why would I be Danish when I said I have a hard time understanding it? I'm a yellow-fleshed root vegetable.
    Can I boil and then mash you and you you with some roast beef and gravy?

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Can I boil and then mash you and you you with some roast beef and gravy?
    No, I don't go well with gravy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by keleb View Post
    No, I don't go well with gravy.

    Liar. Everything goes with gravy.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Liar. Everything goes with gravy.
    I thought that was ketchup?

    Besides keleb how do you know you do not go well with gravy? Have you had someone eat you before with gravy all over you?
    *insert my laugh right here due to what went through my mind as I typed that*

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    Quote Originally Posted by listo95 View Post
    I thought that was ketchup?

    Besides keleb how do you know you do not go well with gravy? Have you had someone eat you before with gravy all over you?
    *insert my laugh right here due to what went through my mind as I typed that*
    I discovered that some people apparently consider it sacrilege to put ketchup on pasta...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cattaclysmic View Post
    I discovered that some people apparently consider it sacrilege to put ketchup on pasta...
    what??? ewww

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    Ketchup on pasta? What the hell is wrong with you?

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    Student life!

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    not sure if meat or brownies...

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    not sure if meat or brownies...
    Is steak... delicious steak...

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    good. Brownies there would've looked very very weird ._.

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cattaclysmic View Post
    Is steak... delicious steak...
    Ketchup with steak! Ketchup with pasta! SACRILEGE!

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    Ketchup is the worst thing since mustard gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Ketchup is the worst thing since mustard gas.
    Now that's a very interesting comparison. I really would like to hear (see) the logic behind it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Ketchup with steak! Ketchup with pasta! SACRILEGE!
    Indeed. I am now concerned for Catta.

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    I think I'm going to be sick.

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    At least we dont have spray-on cheese!

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