Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Lovestar]

I wish for a happy Bday this weekend (woot 25)

Granted, your birthday is very joyous and happy. The next day, however, a rabid wild cougar leaps from the bushes as you exit your home and mauls you horribly, ultimately resulting in bilateral amputation of your reproductive organs.

I wish for Ethereals as the next playable race!

[Deleted]

Granted, your birthday is very joyous and happy. The next day, however, a rabid wild cougar leaps from the bushes as you exit your home and mauls you horribly, ultimately resulting in bilateral amputation of your reproductive organs.

I wish for Ethereals as the next playable race!

Granted! But you are unable to play WoW ever again due to financial issues that threw you out in the streets.

I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish.

[Deleted]

Granted, but since you wished that nothing could go wrong with your wish, you didn't really wish for anything, so you don't get anything. Ever.

I wish for a lollipop.

[bumrush]

Granted, but since you wished that nothing could go wrong with your wish, you didn't really wish for anything, so you don't get anything. Ever.

I wish for a lollipop.

Granted. This lollipop however, is a flavored by an improperly cooked puffer fish... what an embarrassing obituary.

I wish for harder heroics in cataclysm.... they are too easy currently.

[Garots]

Granted, but they are so hard you cannot get past trash.

I wish for a water bed!

[Deleted]

Granted. This lollipop however, is a flavored by an improperly cooked puffer fish... what an embarrassing obituary.

I wish for harder heroics in cataclysm.... they are too easy currently.

Granted! But 2 minutes Blizzard decides to shut down WoW for good.

I wish all my future wishes would come true.

[razski]

Granted! But 2 minutes Blizzard decides to shut down WoW for good.

I wish all my future wishes would come true.

Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes, and only more wishes, so you dont get anything ever.

I wish i had some more pringles

[Deleted]

I wish i had some more pringles

Granted, however they are more than 2 years old and filled with mold.

I wish Gamon in Orgrimmar was my best friend!

[Beastclawx]

Granted but in Gamons rage he accidently punched you and now you are in a coma.

I wish I could use my Paladin Powers IRL.

[bumrush]

Granted but in Gamons rage he accidently punched you and now you are in a coma.

I wish I could use my Paladin Powers IRL.

Granted, but only Divine Intervention.

I wish that I had more time to play Cataclysm. (72 hour work week for the fail)

[Deleted]

Granted, but everybody sees you as a geek and nobody wants to talk to you ever again.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me, my family and my friends.

[steale]

Granted, but everybody sees you as a geek and nobody wants to talk to you ever again.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me, my family and my friends.

Granted, but the friends of your friends all die horribly, and your friends blame you.

I wish for a coke that tastes like a pepsi.

[loopback]

Granted, but the friends of your friends all die horribly, and your friends blame you.

I wish for a coke that tastes like a pepsi.

Granted but Pepsi now tastes like Coke.

I wish for holidays

[Tartcart]

Granted, but the friends of your friends all die horribly, and your friends blame you.

I wish for a coke that tastes like a pepsi.

Granted but in the flavorful outburst a void opens up and swallows your penis.
I wish for grilled cheese.

[mykolas5b]

Granted but in the flavorful outburst a void opens up and swallows your penis.
I wish for grilled cheese.

Granted, but the cheese turns out to be carnivore and eats you.

I wish for an axe which makes me immune to bad things(such as not being able to wield it), can't harm anyone except my enemies who are allways around so i can chop them, but they never die.

[Cowt]

Granted, but the cheese turns out to be carnivore and eats you.

I wish for an axe which makes me immune to bad things(such as not being able to wield it), can't harm anyone except my enemies who are allways around so i can chop them, but they never die.

Granted. Chopping people is bad and you are now incapable of ever hurting another soul again.

I wish for usable epic loots.

[Deleted]

I wish for usable epic loots.

Granted! However, the durability on the epics are 0 and cannot be repaired.

I wish I had some cola to drink.

[LunarionSilver]

Granted! However, the durability on the epics are 0 and cannot be repaired.

I wish I had some cola to drink.

Granted, but it has gone flat.

I wish Worgen were real creatures.

[Cowt]

Granted, but it has gone flat.

I wish Worgen were real creatures.

Granted, but we now also have sparkling vampires.

I wish instances portals were red.

[Nah]

I wish Worgen were real creatures.

Granted. You discover a colony of never-before-seen real life worgen. One bites you. You return home to share your amazing discovery and upon entering town you transform. You are then captured by animal control and subjected to various testing including multiple blood draws, CT scans and MRIs, and a far more invasive physical exam than any airport pat down.

(e) Darn, I was too slow!

I wish Garrosh would dance a holiday jig.