Granted but you soon turn into a crazy cub lady with 50 guardian cubs
I wish for Cthulu as my bff
Granted, but you are banned again the next day.
I wish for a vehicle.
Granted, but you continue to dream at all times of the day and night, you lose track of reality and ultimately go insane.
I wish for a delicious pizza.
Granted, but it falls on the floor and is devoured by wolves.
I wish for a big manly beard.
Granted! but you still can't understand a word he says!
I wish for a new cell phone :c
Granted but you get turned into a fish right where your standing and nobody sees you flipping about trying to get into water so you die due to lack of water.
I hope Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion doesn't take more than 100 hours to finish as some sites have suggested as I have other games to play before Star Wars comes out.
Granted, but you break your hands in a traffic accident on the way to the store to pick up the game.
I wish Ice cream didn't have any calories.
Granted, but all ice cream tastes like cardboard.
I wish to have chinese food.
Granted, but the food was bad and you have to spend 2 hours in the toilet now.
I wish I had a limitless supply of my favorite beers.
Granted, but the favorite beer quickly turned into the least favourite because it tastes like piss after drinking so much of it.
I wish I had a decent enough computer that could run PS2 Emu.
Granted, but the only game available is Hello Kitty Island Adventure
I wish I was 45 mins into the future so I can go home from work.
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-s...cn=Revolutions
BATTLEMASTER (After 3.3.5 nerf) REVOLUTIONS REPORTING IN.
Wielder of The Scepter of Shifting Sands, Hand of Ragnaros, and Shadowmourne. Bringer of 66 minute kings.
Granted! But it take you and extra 2 hours to get home tonight.
I wish I didn't have Jury Duty.
In the battle between good and evil, evil has more fun.