Granted. Your wishes must follow Da Rules in Fairly Odd Parents, do you can't wish too excessively. Also, if anyone knows you have wishes you lose them. Also, when you turn 16 you forfeit your wishes. If you're over 16 right now you already lost them.
I wish I had a membership to the most exclusive expensive fitness club in the world.
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.... ride.
Granted. However Drag is your long lost twin so you share in his pain.
granted. he now has .3 square meters of space, but has to share that with a chronic masturbator.
I wish I lived in one of those secluded gated communities you sometimes hear about where everyone has intimate relationships with everyone else and everyone is free of STDs.
Hope she's good looking.
Wtf kind of gated communities are those. Do you mean like gated townhouse communities? Those people don't have sex with each other wtf.
Granted you get into whatever the fuck it is you said but one day as you're going in to spend your first night with your first intimate person the gate closes abruptly by accident and crushes your spine and paralyzes you. And they kick you out of the community for being a scrub who can't open a gate.
I wish I knew how to make wristwatches. (Not digital ones.)
Granted, but for every waking hour you have it is like 3 months in your mind
I wish I still had all my appendages
FOMO: "Fear Of Missing Out", also commonly known as people with a mental issue of managing time and activities, many expecting others to fit into their schedule so they don't miss out on things to come. If FOMO becomes a problem for you, do seek help, it can be a very unhealthy lifestyle..
FOMO: "Fear Of Missing Out", also commonly known as people with a mental issue of managing time and activities, many expecting others to fit into their schedule so they don't miss out on things to come. If FOMO becomes a problem for you, do seek help, it can be a very unhealthy lifestyle..
Granted, but the memory gap is filled with multiple playings of a dark and horrid movie... The Last Airbender
I wish I never needed sleep
Originally Posted by BlizzardCSOriginally Posted by Kena Lea
Granted, but now your bed is located at the top of mount Everest, and you must walk.
That's just sick! Well at least you didn't say Dragonball Evolution.
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Granted, but now you must spend your waking hours as M. Night Shamylans personal assistant.
I wish I had a TARDIS (time machine from doctor who)
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Slaying 8bit dragons with 6 pixel long swords since 1987.
Granted. Humans have developed the technology to travel to and inhabit other planets, however, so we leave the solar system and go live somewhere else. We leave you and all the criminals in jail on Earth for the super nova. P.S. You get raped and beaten to near death before the super nova actually happens.
I wish I had the best Pimp Smack in the world, and could control all my hoes. (You have to make me a pimp too.)
Granted, but you're such a good pimp, you get killed by some random gang so they can take control of your turf.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of cinnamon toast.
Granted, but now you're allergic to cinnamon.
I wish my comfortable headsets still worked.