Aimeri (Protection Warrior) Raid Lead of <Fusion> @ Zul'Jin-US
I started having sex when I was fifteen or sixteen. When my parents found out they bought me a double bed.
Meanwhile, back on Azeroth, the overwhelming majority of the orcs languished in internment camps. One Orc had a dream. A dream to reunite the disparate souls trapped under the lock and key of the Alliance. So he raided the internment camps, freeing those orcs that he could, and reached out to a downtrodden tribe of trolls to aid him in rebuilding a Horde where orcs could live free of the humans who defeated them so long ago. That orc's name was... Rend.
You are seriously so dumb thinking everyone who has sex ends up having a kid, holy shit did your strict parents not teach you about condoms and safe sex? Just because you have sex in your teens or whenever doesn't mean you're more likely to have a kid. Fuck me you had a sad childhood from reading all your posts.
Graduated high school this year, in my freshman and sophomore years I did it all the time when my mom was home (don't have a dad) she's a really calm person, and I was open with her about it, she didn't care as long as I wasn't stupid about it. We were also taught safe sex before high school and during, and Condoms were always used. The girl at the time was my girlfriend though, which made it less awkward. I mean as someone else said, you have a door for a reason. As long as she doesn't scream like King Kong I'm sure it'd be fine.
I knew well aware about condoms and safe sex. Why do you think I wasn't taught that?
But there is always a chance of those condoms failing. Best not to risk it at that age.
Because lo and behold once it happens. Congrats, you now have a pregnant g/f at 15-16.
And childhood is a f@cken joke. There is almost 0 content worth mentioning in your childhood. Life starts during and after college.
Yep - had sex plenty of times while parents were in the house. Obviously you don't want to disturb them - but it beats sleeping together in the woods: unless you're into that, I once dated a girl who liked having sex in the woods in the rain - that was actually pretty fun.
LOLOLOLOL. I have a similar story but not nearly as bad. Definitely grosser though. Going swimming in my moms pool with gf. Start having pool sex. Friend shows up and jumps in the pool. Kinda looks like shes just hugging me from the front and hanging onto me. Tell friend whats going on. Hes like oh cool, ya too bad you aren't actually inside her and are just rubbing between the bathing suits. Let him know im actually inside. He laughs and goes and gets me a beer as I finish.
Well like I said we had to travel, and megaphones take up a lot of space in the suitcase.
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So what do people do for the reverse of this? If you've got older children (say teenage years), do you try to plan around when you'll have the house to yourself? Wait until everyone is sleeping? Try to be quiet? Or just whatever, whenever, wherever, as loud as you can?
This is way off topic. But the phrase "living at home" is pretty silly. When you move out of your parents house, and into a new apartment or house, you have a new home. So whether you live with your parents, or on your own, your home is your home. If you move out of your parents house, your parents house is no longer your home.
Sorry, I know this is a pretty pointless post, but I wanted get that out. lol
RIP Genn Greymane, Permabanned on 8.22.18
Your name will carry on through generations, and will never be forgotten.
If I ever catch my kids fucking in my house, I'll kick them out. Have some decency and at least go to a nearby forest or something, you filthy animals.
We made a goddamn game out of it. "Dont get caught (god this is hot!)!"
With Fire and Brimstone I light my path.
With Pain and Shadow I smite my foes.
With Demon and Fel I raise my armies.
I AM WARLOCK, THE END OF YOU ALL.
I almost never agree with Bucky, but he and I are together on this. If you're eating food I paid for, you do as I say or get out.
I was raised quite strictly ( dad was a US Marine). As far as sex goes, the "talk" I got at 12 was this:
" Boy, if some girl's daddy is ever on my front porch and I have to stomp his ass, you're next."
I didn't want to get beaten, so I didn't have sex with anyone ( in his house or not) until I was out on my own.
Moral of the story: Rebellion of any sort can be quashed by sufficient force. You just have to be willing to go far enough.
Backseat of the car can be pretty hot, I banged this girl for over a year in my car. Turned into a game of find the sneakiest/hottest spot to go at it, which ended up being the local city hall. Got interrupted by the police and luckily only sent on our way, so we found a truly classy spot: Parked behind a self service car wash for 2 hours.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The Fresh Prince of Baudelaire
Banned at least 10 times. Don't give a fuck, going to keep saying what I want how I want to.
Eat meat. Drink water. Do cardio and burpees. The good life.