Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider

[Garnier Fructis]

It is unclear whether the animals are trying to stop humanity from unlocking the secrets of the universe.

This line was gold.

[Deleted]

Weasels surely believe in creationism..

[Neyze]

Creationism. What a dumb term. Denying creationism is like denying existence. The only debate is the source.

[Chinese Bootlickers]

Looks like you could say he weaseled his way in.
I'm sorry

[Kellorion]

That weasel saw the face of God!

[frogger237]

A bit off topic but what would the death have been like if it didn't likely electrocute itself, and instead wondered out into the running portion of the collider?

American Dad had an episode recently explaining what exactly happens when that happens.

[Polyxo]

Particle physics, buuuuuddy.

[Gracin]

Samwise probably should have been keepin an eye on Weasel instead of George of the Jungle.

[Lothaeryn]

American Dad had an episode recently explaining what exactly happens when that happens.

loved that episode, funny enough it looked like they snuck a Fallout reference in the opening too.

[kail]

Somethings not right. That weasel should have mutated into a monster or something.

[Manabomb]

*checks old newspapers for mysterious gel-weasels*

If you find any, call me. I'm a mad scientist with a lab and a luxurious pair of lab coats.

[Yvaelle]

the bird and baguette part is funnier.

Right? And since it's France I immediately pictured the bird with a beret

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Creationism. What a dumb term. Denying creationism is like denying existence. The only debate is the source.

No, not really. Creationism is a strictly religious reference, as it assumes that existence was the willful action of a god who existed prior to the universe, with the power to craft the universe, who chose to execute that power by creating our universe.

So, if a god didn't exist prior to the universe, or the god did but lacked the power to craft the universe, or had the power and existed prior to the universe but didn't choose to craft it, or to craft it as we experience it. Then it's perfectly reasonable to doubt Creationism.

[endersblade]

We can smash sub-atomic particles together to better understand the universe, but a giant rat can screw all of it up............

Cat snake. It was a fucking cat snake. Not a giant rat.

[Cosmic Janitor]

*checks old newspapers for mysterious gel-weasels*

I was wondering when someone would make a comment like that, didn't take long :P.

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American Dad had an episode recently explaining what exactly happens when that happens.

Afaik the relevant part of the machine is enclosed.

[Forogil]

Afaik the relevant part of the machine is enclosed.

Since the actual beams are in vacuum and kept in place by super-conducting magnets (i.e. well below freezing) I certainly hope so.

[Rennadrel]

the bird and baguette part is funnier.

What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow carrying a baguette?

[Sierra85]

Weasel + Particle Accelerator?

My name is Weasel and I'm the fastest Weasel alive. When I was a child, I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world, I'm just an ordinary Weasel, but secretly with the help of my friends I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me, and one day I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am The Flash Weasel.

[WhiteEagle888]

Good thing they shut it down. Everyone knows particle colliders are portals into hell for demons to come through.

[nextormento]

Did the LHC gain weasel superpowers?

[Blade Wolf]

got me to think of this

Well if it's I Am Weasel then he clearly knew something was wrong with the particle collider and wants to fix it.