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    Quote Originally Posted by Seiko Sora View Post
    When I banged my sister
    When I watched him bang his sister

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    What's that?
    This right here:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    What's that?




    That's what it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by dacoolist View Post
    This right here:
    Damn, beat me to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by supertony51 View Post


    That's what it is
    That would be me shitting myself if I even had the balls to go into the forces

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    And what does it do?!
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dacoolist View Post
    That would be me shitting myself if I even had the balls to go into the forces
    Meh, its a mind game. Just don't look them in the eye and keep your mouth shut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    And what does it do?!
    It's at that moment, you knew - YOU DUN FUCKED UP! (joined the military, and found out you're about to do a fuck ton of extra work that you never imagined, ever, + a ton more, then like 1 hour of sleep, on repeat for like 3 months straight)

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    Quote Originally Posted by supertony51 View Post
    Meh, its a mind game. Just don't look them in the eye and keep your mouth shut.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not a total push over - but maybe some people can handle that stuff easier, I don't even want to deal with that haha. I mean I moved out, been working since I was 16, but I'm not a badass military type guy, just a 100% worker type guy haha. Full respect for people that could go out and join the military.. shits insane.

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    I didn't understand it in the army that some people were so scared shitless if someone shouted at them. Made me wonder what kind of childhood did they have if a little shouting makes you crumble....
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    I didn't understand it in the army that some people were so scared shitless if someone shouted at them. Made me wonder what kind of childhood did they have if a little shouting makes you crumble....
    I guess I just always saw that sword hand and thought - that persons about to be cleaning some big mess up, or they are going to be picked on for a long time - or something bad in general - I didn't exactly think it's bad just getting yelled at, my Wife can do that - no issues. But when you're having to do like 1000 pushups or run 10 miles, or whatever they make you do with like 1 hour of sleep, and I hear they mess with you too - like you'll basically not sleep for weeks at a time.. just horrible.

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    Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!

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    my childhood ended when the men in the underwear section of the fashion catalog made me have happy feelings leading to something that just mentioning on this website will get you banned.

    It was either that, or it was when I went from seeing a legal adult film store, to coming across a back ally film store, and suddenly knowing the kind of things I didn't want to know existed. Ah, sobering times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    It probably ended when this show started.



    thats when cartoons started disappearing on saturday mornings
    That was only on NBC and usually started around 10-11am in the late 80s.

    There was still a fuck ton of cartoons on CBS, Fox, ABC, and NBC (this station faded them out faster) from 6am until 11am. Two VCRs and three TVs were my best friends from 1987-1996.

    My brother watched it and I usually detested it but it eventually grew on me.

    My childhood ended in 1993 when I was 13. I moved in with my aunt in Flint and was left alone for 1-2 days at a time and took care of myself during that time. Got into a lot of trouble (fights) and close calls ( was living on the bad side of Flint, lol, it was all bad :P ) from mid-1993 until late 1995.
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    When my parents got divorced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    When I die and they lay me to rest.
    cheers for that! you re-invoked an earworm from '86 that countless bottles of Thunderbird had near annihilated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Molis View Post
    When my parents got divorced.
    I knew at some point someone had to be "that guy" and kill the mood so dead that it gets creamated. =/
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    Paying my first bill, I think. Nothing ruins childhood as fast as responsibility.
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    Paying my first bill, I think. Nothing ruins childhood as fast as responsibility.
    I get this. I think my first totally ballbustingly dull expenditure was paying for new windows in a house. I swear something inside me broke when I paid for it. I already had a house, it already had windows, and new ones sure as fuck weren't on my letter to santa. I'd have been quite happy to wait until they started to fall out of their frames....

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    Quote Originally Posted by smashorc View Post
    I get this. I think my first totally ballbustingly dull expenditure was paying for new windows in a house. I swear something inside me broke when I paid for it. I already had a house, it already had windows, and new ones sure as fuck weren't on my letter to santa. I'd have been quite happy to wait until they started to fall out of their frames....
    So you got yourself a wife.....?
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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