You're the last person alive: How do you spend your first 24 hours?

[Azadina]

I'd make up a better story, Something involving an epic war in Heaven with Lovecraft beasts or whatever. Floods are boring, SPACE DEMONS ARE WERE IT IS AT!

Oh, I want a space demon religion

[Aeula]

Spend the 24 hours printing pictures of porn videos from the Internet and arranging them into a nice little notebook so you can flip through them as though it were still a video.

Longterm I suppose I'd venture out into the wilds and find a pack of wolves to settle down with. Maybe take a wolf-wife when the notebook starts falling apart.

[Khadgar]

Rapture Incoming circa 2022, good thing I have a Post-Rapture survival guide ready

[Nihilist74]

I would find gas generators and gasoline. I would gather up all my favorite foods, computer stuff and other entertainment stuff. I would enjoy my self for as long as possible. If I was the only human and the animals survived, I suppose the animals would thrive. I would hunt the animals for food and sport. I would probably stay here in Colorado.

[Theodarzna]

Oh, I want a space demon religion

My scriptures would like rip off Lovecraft, the Sailor Moon Manga, and Arthurian mythology. With some science tid bits and some ethics "Don't have slaves, that shit is fucked up."

[Donald Hellscream]

I don't know, light a building on fire just to see how long it takes for it to burn down.

Then probably masturbate, alot. After that I will probably stock up on canned goods and light more fires.

I mean it would be pretty cool to singlehandedly burn down entire cities and since I am the only person alive no one is gonna get hurt.

[Khadgar]

I don't know, light a building on fire just to see how long it takes for it to burn down.

Watch the 9/11 footage if you want to see how long it takes a building to burn down.

[Azadina]

Watch the 9/11 footage if you want to see how long it takes a building to burn down.

Like gasoline burning steel beams?

[frogger237]

Are all the doors on the planet unlocked?
If not I'd prob find where they make all those realistic looking sex dolls and find a new home.

If they are or I have easy access to keys to everything(like corpse with keys right outside the door) I'd prob try and release the animals in zoos so they have a chance for survival and possibly help take out some of the feral dog and cat populations that would soon plague the country. Then maybe go around to places like fort knox and area 51 just to check em out and stuff.

[Khadgar]

Are all the doors on the planet unlocked?
If not I'd prob find where they make all those realistic looking sex dolls and find a new home.

If they are or I have easy access to keys to everything(like corpse with keys right outside the door) I'd prob try and release the animals in zoos so they have a chance for survival and possibly help take out some of the feral dog and cat populations that would soon plague the country. Then maybe go around to places like fort knox and area 51 just to check em out and stuff.

If you're the last person on earth I don't think locks in general would really be an issue...

[Enthusiastic Steward]

Are all the doors on the planet unlocked?
If not I'd prob find where they make all those realistic looking sex dolls and find a new home.

If you're the last person on earth why would a locked door stop you? What, are you going to have yourself arrested and send yourself to jail for b&e?

As for me, if we're just talking about the first 24 hours, I would be extremely drunk on very expensive bourbon.

[Poppincaps]

Oh wait I misread the OP. There's no electricity or internet either? Yeah, fuck that I'd probably end it after a month.

No people and no internet would make for a really fucking boring life.

[Deleted]

I would spend them in a comfortable chair sitting on the rooftop of my house, watching the panic below, a smile on my face and a drink in my left hand.

What panic? The dead don't fear.

[Celista]

I would say Not Winter. Unless you love winter, then go for it. Then again the entire Island is not exactly good for winter, but I am spoiled by several years basking in the California sunshine. Beginning of May and the end of September are the main times I've ever made a return trip. I think if you can go soon, do it now, but after September I'd wait till next year. But June is the literal best possible month in terms of weather.

Also it would probably be the ultimate ego-trip for me knowing I am essentially the mother Goddess to the human race, the eve of humanity. As the sole mother of humanity I could LITERALLY be a very real gift from Heaven. Write whatever holy book I want, tell them whatever mythos I want. The future of humanity is my ultimate sandbox art project.

I'd die happy, knowing I was the most important person, and someday the stuff of myth and legend told around fires, and some day debated on the future internet. I'd get a kick out of it.

Thanks! I'm going to start shopping for airfare, I have a feeling that September fares might be the better deal. We shall see

[TITAN308]

Oh wait I misread the OP. There's no electricity or internet either? Yeah, fuck that I'd probably end it after a month.

No people and no internet would make for a really fucking boring life.

THat is why many of us picked gasoline generators...

You can wire them directly to your house and continue to use the air conditioner, heat, hot water heater and refrigerator as long as you maintained a supply of gasoline.

Internet though, can't help there.

[minteK917]

Well first id find my safehouse. Some big ass mansion, go steal gaz fueled generators if it doesent have one for permanent electricity. I mean for a single person the couple gaz station near you, will be enough for a long ass while. Then id probably have fun going to places and blow shit up.

[otro]

probably chillin and smoking weed

[LiiLoSNK]

Go from house to house turning on all showers, hoses, and faucets.

Repeat until I die or the earth is pure water.

[The Penguin]

Rejoicing that #BLM is no more, and playing World of Warcraft: Legion of course.

[TITAN308]

Go from house to house turning on all showers, hoses, and faucets.

Repeat until I die or the earth is pure water.

You do realize I hope this is the same argument as plugging in a power strip to itself and thinking you are going to produce infinite energy right?

lol