pineapple on pizza

[Jester Joe]

You do crust and just meats? No cheese?

Someone already tried this joke.

Pizza kinda requires the sauce and cheese to be pizza, otherwise you just have a crust. Not a pizza.

[breadisfunny]

Someone already tried this joke.

Pizza kinda requires the sauce and cheese to be pizza, otherwise you just have a crust. Not a pizza.

then it's pizza crust pizza.

[WskyDK]

This is by far the most interesting thread I've ever seen on MMO-Champion.
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I'm all about meat though, screw pineapple!

It's probably the fun-est thread I've been in

[belfpala]

Why stop at pineapple and pizza, jelly beans and steak, fish flavoured milkshakes ... the list goes on.

Pineapple on Pizza is just the start of a slippery slope that will see us all having bacon cola before long.

Then there will be war.

A place near me puts gummy bears in their bratwurst grind. I'm not kidding.

And soda is a perfectly acceptable glaze for baked ham. Dr. Pepper would be the soda of choice there. Can even throw pineapple slices on it.

[heef]

i don't put ranch on my pizza....

The fact that nobody puts ranch on pizza is the proof that we need to end this debate.

Go ahead and like pineapple. Just don't adulterate perfectly good pizza with it, you monsters.

[belfpala]

The fact that nobody puts ranch on pizza is the proof that we need to end this debate.

Go ahead and like pineapple. Just don't adulterate perfectly good pizza with it, you monsters.

/wonders what happens if I mix Ranch with pineapple juice
/dips pizza in it.

Hmmm.

[Mrbleedinggums]

LOL i love this thread. But seriously, I love hearing it when people say they don't like pineapple on pizza. We get it, you have the taste buds of a 3rd grader because you can't appreciate complex taste combinations.

Next you'll say that you hate spinach, mushroom, and garlic pizza (Which is just as good as a meat lover's pizza, and I'm a man that loves my meat) or bbq chicken with bacon and jalaepnos. (yes, that's bbq sauce on the pizza)

Protip: Try Pepperoni, Sausage, Salami (or a 2nd type of sausage), jalapenos, mushroom, and pineapple. The taste bud journey is amazing when you hit spicy, salty, sweet, and savory all in the same bite.

[breadisfunny]

The fact that nobody puts ranch on pizza is the proof that we need to end this debate.

Go ahead and like pineapple. Just don't adulterate perfectly good pizza with it, you monsters.

i don't put pineapple on my pizza......

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LOL i love this thread. But seriously, I love hearing it when people say they don't like pineapple on pizza. We get it, you have the taste buds of a 3rd grader because you can't appreciate complex taste combinations.

Next you'll say that you hate spinach, mushroom, and garlic pizza (Which is just as good as a meat lover's pizza, and I'm a man that loves my meat) or bbq chicken with bacon and jalaepnos. (yes, that's bbq sauce on the pizza)

Protip: Try Pepperoni, Sausage, Salami (or a 2nd type of sausage), jalapenos, mushroom, and pineapple. The taste bud journey is amazing when you hit spicy, salty, sweet, and savory all in the same bite.

it's hilarious that you can't contemplate that most of this is well intentioned joking and result to childish ad hominems and insults.
you also seem to be unable to contemplate subjectivity.

[belfpala]

LOL i love this thread. But seriously, I love hearing it when people say they don't like pineapple on pizza. We get it, you have the taste buds of a 3rd grader because you can't appreciate complex taste combinations.

Next you'll say that you hate spinach, mushroom, and garlic pizza (Which is just as good as a meat lover's pizza, and I'm a man that loves my meat) or bbq chicken with bacon and jalaepnos. (yes, that's bbq sauce on the pizza)

Protip: Try Pepperoni, Sausage, Salami (or a 2nd type of sausage), jalapenos, mushroom, and pineapple. The taste bud journey is amazing when you hit spicy, salty, sweet, and savory all in the same bite.

My favorite pizza joint near me has this offering: "Anchovy, caper, onion, saracene olive, oregano " It's delicious.

They also have: "Prosciutto, artichoke, picholine olive, basil " And: "Roasted red pepper, ham, gorgonzola, basil "

And for people who haven't grown up, they have: "BAMBINI (Kid’s Pizza) Crushed tomato, mozzarella"

[WskyDK]

it's hilarious that you can't contemplate that most of this is well intentioned joking

It's actually a little shocking that some haven't picked up on this.




Semi-OT: Went to Disneyland a couple weeks ago and ate at "The Pizza Press" (Just outside main gate). I'd never had kalamata olives on pizza until I was there, and now I don't want to live without them.

[belfpala]

Semi-OT: Went to Disneyland a couple weeks ago and ate at "The Pizza Press" (Just outside main gate). I'd never had kalamata olives on pizza until I was there, and now I don't want to live without them.

/high five.

Salt bombs ftw.

[Golden Yak]

I don't understand how people can dislike pineapple on their pizzas. It's juicy and delicious and belongs on there with ham or sausage.

People are terrible.

[WskyDK]

/high five.

Salt bombs ftw.

it was awesome!
They're like sardines smaller, cooler cousin

[belfpala]

it was awesome!
They're like sardines smaller, cooler cousin

Yeah. I just started experimenting with deep frying olives. It's stupidly good in a bad way.

[breadisfunny]

Yeah. I just started experimenting with deep frying olives. It's stupidly good in a bad way.

deep frying olives....i need to try this.

[belfpala]

deep frying olives....i need to try this.

You can only steal the idea if you dip them in ranch.

[WskyDK]

deep frying olives....i need to try this.

I'll third it, because holy shit I need deep fried olives in my life.

[breadisfunny]

You can only steal the idea if you dip them in ranch.

better yet. i'm dipping it in ghost pepper hot sauce.

[belfpala]

better yet. i'm dipping it in ghost pepper hot sauce.

With a shot of ranch in a pineapple cup.

Edit: I'm not joking about deep frying olives, btw. Try a tempura-style batter.

[Deleted]

Someone already tried this joke.

Pizza kinda requires the sauce and cheese to be pizza, otherwise you just have a crust. Not a pizza.

white pizza can be inredible as well.