Originally Posted by
alexw
It must have been an amazingly empowering day -- that day you woke up and first heard the term "FAKE NEWS." You likely sat up with a start, your sputnik news driven daydreams about Putin broken, and you then clinched your fists. "Fake news! That's what it is! All of it!" And from that day forward, you've worn those letters out on your Cyrillic keyboard: f-a-k-e-n-e-w-s. Your "e" key is particularly stressed, as is your left hand. But still, by god, you will textually scream into the abyss with great force, remarkable conviction, and powerful vigor: "FAKE NEWS!" And the masses in the United States shall read your words, and you shall move worlds with your weathered keyboard and exhausted left hand.