Labour pain simulation

[Deleted]

This is sick and disgusting. Creating a machine like this that causes pain. What if this gets into the wrong hands and is used as a torture device?

Then you can thank your lucky stars they are using this machine and not more traditional methods.

[Elegiac]

This is sick and disgusting. Creating a machine like this that causes pain. What if this gets into the wrong hands and is used as a torture device?

Because apparently the principle of using electricity to stimulate muscle contractions was TOTALLY UNKNOWN prior to the creation of this machine.

[Deleted]

This is sick and disgusting. Creating a machine like this that just causes pain. What if this gets into the wrong hands and is used as a torture device?

If? Pretty sure that already exist

[Tradewind]

Because apparently the principle of using electricity to stimulate muscle contractions was TOTALLY UNKNOWN prior to the creation of this machine.

To be fair it's Scotland. Electricity is still new there.

[Elegiac]

To be fair it's Scotland. Electricity is still new there.

Low blow. :P Especially considering Maxwell was Scottish.

[Deleted]

Seen guys do it before, I'm sure it hurts but there is much worse. I recon the <insert evil country> government inflicted much worse pain to under cover operatives that got made. Shit that scene in Game of Thrones or 2 Fast 2 Furious with the rat in a bucket makes child labor look like a check-up.

[Laize]

Anyone that claims childbirth is the most painful thing ever has never been kicked in the balls had a kidney stone that wouldn't pass on its own.

Fixed that for you.

[serenka]

why would anyone want this?

[Deleted]

Elective c-section for me thanks.

o.o

I'd never be able to do a c-section unless it was absolutely necessary, having someone cut in me like that? No, thank you very much. About the only thing that worries me about child birth would be retained placenta or such complications that could possibly lead to massive loss of blood and danger to my life. :l

[Soisoisoi]

Well I have never seen a women vomit and collapse to the floor in tears because of labour pains. It doesn't matter how big or tough you are, smashed testicles means you are out of the fight.

It's cool, just learn to retract them and you're good to go!

[Tradewind]

Low blow. :P Especially considering Maxwell was Scottish.

The farm house my uncle lives at still uses an AGA Cooker. It is both the most impressive and most disappointing thing at the same time.

[Exeris]

To be fair it's Scotland. Electricity is still new there.

That made me laugh, not quite sure if I should feel bad or not. :P

[Laize]

With all due respect, Rich, you try squeezing a 7 1/2 pound, 15 inch baby through a ten centimeter hole and let us know how that feels.

Probably feels better than passing an 11 mm kidney stone through a 3 mm ureter. Especially since the one delivering the baby is, you know, meant to do that.

[Elegiac]

The farm house my uncle lives at still uses an AGA Cooker. It is both the most impressive and most disappointing thing at the same time.

Canada: the land that time forgot.

[Rend Blackhand]

Low blow. :P Especially considering Maxwell was Scottish.

Hahaha, made me spit out my drink.

[Tradewind]

Canada: the land that time forgot.

He's in Scotland :P

Aside from my parents and me, my entire family is either in Scotland or England lol.

[Dillon]

Well that escalated quickly.

Ban assault-electrocution devices.

[Ebildays]

Anyone that claims childbirth is the most painful thing ever has never been kicked in the balls.

You know people pay good money for that to happen.

[Elegiac]

He's in Scotland :P

Aside from my parents and me, my entire family is either in Scotland or England lol.

Oh, ok.

Pommy bastard.

[Deleted]

why would anyone want this?

Some people like to test their pain thresholds, for example by hanging from meathooks, getting branded etc.