It gets worse, wait til you see everyone in the same fucking plate armor that they've shown off in so many pictures. So Penis face 516 looks like all the other penis faces from a distance. But no global chat system so you can't do anything to get their attention either.
Dragons can fly, but can kill themselves from landing 'improperly'. I'm imagining horses will break their legs running through the woods, forcing you to buy another one on their cash shop? Eff if I know. They are literally the dumbest group of people with the worst ideas I've ever seen tackle making a game.
BAD WOLF
Can you imagine if that actually became a game though? Just how stupid can the ideas really go? Oh your dragon crash landed...here is a horse...ooops broken leg! Here is a hand card where YOU pull the cart...broken wheel....dead.
It is like Oregon Trail except it fucks you way more.
I'm so pumped for the first annual ToACon™ http://i.imgur.com/6QhA36M.jpg
At the current rate of funding they'll reach about 40% of their goal by the end of the campaign.
I'm only eight pages into the thread, but I have to drop in and say; this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long while!
Anyone notice the crafting section?
Annealing, Baking, Batching, Boiling, Carpentry, Casting...
All the excitement of an Easy-Bake Oven, you know with out the hot light bulb to cook your brownies, or you know, the BROWNIES!!
And the description of the crafting skill 'boiling'-
Straight from the video:
"Boiling is a cooking skill that uses pots to boil water and cook ingredients into finished, edible meals. Pots are filled with water, ingredients added and places(sic) over a fire source to bring the water to a boil which cooks the food."
lolwat?