A month or so ago there was this thread about wiping your dick and being extremely clean when using the bathroom. So, was standing there at the urinal today and thought, "They're all liars." Essentially, what do you do when you use just the urinal EH??? CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED YOU LYING BASTARDS. Sorry, had to say this, didn't occur to me until today.
Just so we are clear, this is tip wiping with TP vs. Shaking it.