Can You Come Up with a Believable Conspiracy Theory?

[Independent voter]

Okay, you know how ARPA created the Internet. Then they changed their name to DARPA which and it remains so today. They "say" they created the Internet as a communication network that would survive a nuclear war.

What they created was the US culture bomb. Big Bang Theory and other US shows are streamed into every mud hut and chateau across the globe. They are less likely to attack us when they are us.

[Theinquisition]

That the mods are indeed working for the illuminati, you can see it in the pyramid eye on our money.

[Jaxi]

Metrosexuality is actually a Crab People plot.

[Deleted]

American elections are not decided by voters, but by bought and paid for political cartels sponsored by corporate consent and finances.

[Kraenen]

American elections are not decided by voters, but by bought and paid for political cartels sponsored by corporate consent and finances.

Not just believable but true

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Not just believable but true

Disregard my previous post. I was just having the "lulz".

I'm perfectly safe, but will be taking an extended vacation with my "sweetheart".

[Vizardlorde]

Comcast, A&T, and other major ISPs in the US have a deal that forbids them more than 3 of them from competing within the same area and whenever one of them raises cost the others have to follow to maintain their level of competitiveness ( in regards to one another), this deal is also what allows them to get away with some of the worst customer service in this day and age.

[Deleted]

They put a single or two half rotten carrots/potatoes in the big bags so it will spread and make half the bag inedible, which means you will have to buy a new one far sooner that you would have to.

[Deleted]

Sony TV's have chips in them that record all the shows you watch, which they send to a central repository. They can create movies based on a conglomeration of the popular shows for a certain season.

That's not a conspiracy, that's actual reality, but you must sign up for it.

[Forgettable]

Real conspiracy theories are not allowed to be discussed here. I wonder if fake ones are ok?

Hmmm...

Facebook's real goal is not to make money or let people stay connected; rather it is to create social tension and disharmony by making people jealous of one another when they see how good everyone else's lives are compared to their own.

[Kalis]

Canada doesn't really exist, it was a story invented in the 1920s to scare young Americans into behaving themselves.

French people speak English in private, and they just speak gobbledigook in public to annoy the English.

[Deleted]

Here's one......

Scotland is voting on Independence in 2 days time, the No campaign has been very weak and the politicians have made little effort to keep the union intact. What if this is a deliberate thing by the conservatives to cut off the mostly Labour voting Scotland thus securing Conservatives votes for the rest of the UK for decades?

[Deleted]

Here's one......

Scotland is voting on Independence in 2 days time, the No campaign has been very weak and the politicians have made little effort to keep the union intact. What if this is a deliberate thing by the conservatives to cut off the mostly Labour voting Scotland thus securing Conservatives votes for the rest of the UK for decades?

Oil money brov, oil money.

[Mystrome]

You are all a figment of my imagination. Sadly it shows how poor my imagination is....

[Tharkkun]

We are the center of the universe and the earth is still flat.

[Daethz]

NSA/US Government deploying tiny, alternate microchip systems into consumer CPU's & other processing units as a backdoor and possible on/off switch to gain control over worlds technology.

[Independent voter]

The US attack on ISIS is meant to disrupt oil flow in the Mideast to raise oil prices so that US oil producers will make more money.

[Violent]

The CDC & WHO specifically let loose the new Ebola virus in Africa just at the time when Americans are over in that same part of Africa, so we'll send in more Americans. So that hopefully, they come back and infect all of the US.

Twitter also has a new campaign called, "#Ebola" For people who are infected can meet up and start infected families.

[Deleted]

The CDC & WHO specifically let loose the new Ebola virus in Africa just at the time when Americans are over in that same part of Africa, so we'll send in more Americans. So that hopefully, they come back and infect all of the US.

Twitter also has a new campaign called, "#Ebola" For people who are infected can meet up and start infected families.

The thread is called "Believable Conspiracy Theory" not "Retarded Shit".

[Violent]

The thread is called "Believable Conspiracy Theory" not "Retarded Shit".

LOL!

Because

Canada doesn't really exist, it was a story invented in the 1920s to scare young Americans into behaving themselves.

French people speak English in private, and they just speak gobbledigook in public to annoy the English.

Is SOOOO believable, right?

Get the fuck outta here if you have nothing of your own.