Granted! But you are no longer able to read your own mind!
I wish I had a better computer!
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Granted, but the definition of "peace" has been changed to "rampart rape"
I wish for super powers!
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BAM granted! But you die of boredom in a week.
I wish only good music would play on radio.
Delu čast in oblast!
Praise the work and give it power!
Granted, but your radio is broken.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
Granted, however you can never drop altitude.
I wish I were more confident.
Granted, but it fills your entire house and you drown in it.
I wish it was 11/11/11 so Skyrim would be out.
Granted, but you get punch in your throat and your vocal cords are too damaged for you to ever speak again.
I wish Tom Cruise would come out of the closet already.
Granted, you're dating him
I wish i had a sandwich
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Granted, but your leg hairs start growing so quickly you have to shave them twice a day.
I wish I could get to sleep faster.
Granted, but that day, people who have those kind of bikes will be punch in the face.
I wish a huge chocolate cake