[Movie] Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi

[Zeta333]

I have lost all care for the movies.I never thought i would say that after almost 40 years of watching Star Wars.

Go read the amazing story board of books available then.

[Bigcountry11782]

Go read the amazing story board of books available then.

I have read most of the EU books.Well all that i can.there Are so many of them lol

[Zeta333]

The New Republic Fleet was bigger than the First Order's. That's why the First Order stroke Hosnian, not only because the Senate was there but also a large part of the fleet was protecting the planet.

with the magical beam of light that traveled faster than light and split up magicaly when entering the system and magically targeted all the different planets and then magically made thier explosions visible instantly in other solar systems.

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I have read most of the EU books.Well all that i can.there Are so many of them lol

https://scontent.fsea1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...bd&oe=5AC0F556

you can do a start to finish

[Bigcountry11782]

with the magical beam of light that traveled faster than light and split up magicaly when entering the system and magically targeted all the different planets and then magically made thier explosions visible instantly in other solar systems.

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https://scontent.fsea1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...bd&oe=5AC0F556

you can do a start to finish

That is a beautiful collection.

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with the magical beam of light that traveled faster than light and split up magicaly when entering the system and magically targeted all the different planets and then magically made thier explosions visible instantly in other solar systems.

So, a hyperspace beam that created rips, just how it was explained?

[Zeta333]

So, a hyperspace beam that created rips, just how it was explained?

How would the hyperspace beam know where to exit? or have to manuver into space? Sorry but how did it navigate to the planets upon exiting hyperspace or know where to go. If you want a beleavable superweapon that uses hyperspace go look at the galaxy gun. Not this retarded shit that they made up at the last minute to look flashy and defy the laws of star wars physics, on top of them breaking how you enter and exit hyperspace with ships, and the stupid fucking hyperspace ram at the end of the last jedi. They literally dont fucking care about continuity.

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How would the hyperspace beam know where to exit? or have to manuver into space? Sorry but how did it navigate to the planets upon exiting hyperspace or know where to go. If you want a beleavable superweapon that uses hyperspace go look at the galaxy gun. Not this retarded shit that they made up at the last minute to look flashy and defy the laws of star wars physics, on top of them breaking how you enter and exit hyperspace with ships, and the stupid fucking hyperspace ram at the end of the last jedi. They literally dont fucking care about continuity.

It was simply "point and shot". It never came out of the hyperspace. The light itself was seen because of the sub-hyperspace rips.

[Zeta333]

It was simply "point and shot". It never came out of the hyperspace. The light itself was seen because of the sub-hyperspace rips.

This is literally the dumbest fucking super weapon and some of the laziest explanation of one ever. Its a hyperspace beam thats visible in regular space becuase it rips into normal space but still magically split into different beams and targeted different planets on its own despite being fired from the same cannon at the same time. The planets it hit were still visible as they exploded instantly from other planets as if they were in thier solar system. So much of this is wrong and not how hyperspace has ever worked in starwars. But hey its disney lets make shit up so it looks cool on the movie for all the windowlickers to eat up.

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This is literally the dumbest fucking super weapon and some of the laziest explanation of one ever. Its a hyperspace beam thats visible in regular space becuase it rips into normal space but still magically split into different beams and targeted different planets on its own despite being fired from the same cannon at the same time. The planets it hit were still visible as they exploded instantly from other planets as if they were in thier solar system. So much of this is wrong and not how hyperspace has ever worked in starwars. But hey its disney lets make shit up so it looks cool on the movie for all the windowlickers to eat up.

So, you prefer one made-up fake technobabble over another made-up fake technobabble? Sure, OK?

[Zeta333]

So, you prefer one made-up fake technobabble over another made-up fake technobabble? Sure, OK?

i prefer the one that had set rules and standards and reasons. Not disneys trash. Just cus its fiction doesnt make it all technobabble. But thanks for showing me your who they are marketing to.

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i prefer the one that had set rules and standards and reasons. Not disneys trash. Just cus its fiction doesnt make it all technobabble. But thanks for showing me your who they are marketing to.

So, again, you prefer one over another, because there are no "rules and standards and reasons", they are all made-up fake technobabble.

And nice assumption there, to believe that persons are swayed by marketing regarding technobabble.

[Tackhisis]

So what parts of this film made you feel it was socialist and SJW "garbage"?

- The female, Mary-Sue protagonist, Ray, owning anyone in her garbage dump with her stupid stick with a weird profile.
- The unexplainably black pacifist stormtrooper Flinn.
- The unexplainably female officer, miss No-name-in-reflective-armor.
- The female midget innkeeper on the jungle world, unexplainably ruling over her bandit patrons.
- The effeminate First Order general (Hux?).
- The Viet-Namese rebellion member, Rose.
- The pink-haired rebellion admiral, in a dress.
- The weapon-traders and camel-riders on the casino planet.

There only explanation to this circus is the pandering to SJW's going beyond all reasonable limits.

[Vargulf the Happy Husky]

- The unexplainably female officer, miss No-name-in-reflective-armor.

Captain Phasma

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There only explanation to this circus is the pandering to SJW's going beyond all reasonable limits.

Ever heard of Senators Leia Organa and Mon Mothma?

[Tackhisis]

Ever heard of ... Mon Mothma?

No, I haven't. Women in politics are not an issue, but in the military is.
P.S.: Even if the officer positions are occupied by nobles, it still doesn't make sense.

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No, I haven't. Women in politics are not an issue, but in the military is.
P.S.: Even if the officer positions are occupied by nobles, it still doesn't make sense.

So, you never saw Return of the Jedi and now you are randomly shitposting. Gotcha.

[Tackhisis]

So, you never saw Return of the Jedi

I've seen it, yes. But I cannot keep track on every character who isn't even called by name, I'm not a fan.

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I've seen it, yes. But I cannot keep track on every character who isn't even called by name, I'm not a fan.

Even the Chancellor and Commander-in-Chief of the Rebel Alliance?

[tyrlaan]

I just finished watching this movie and a feel like I've been raped.

Your hyperbole is ignorant and incredibly insulting to anyone who's actually been raped. Dial it down. A lot.

It was so horribly bad at every turn that I truly feel embarrassed for anyone who thought it was good.

Because your opinion must be the only and right one? Please. I feel embarrassed that you can't understand that people don't always like the same things.

There was no point to this entire movie. All the characters are exactly how they were at the start of it.

Really? What movie did you watch again?

What was with the resistance consisting mostly of college age, non-white women? How the fuck do you plan to lead a resistance with a bunch of girls? I've worked at jobs with mostly women managers and all they do is bicker and shit talk eachother behind eachothers' back. I guess 98% of the resistance died in the movie though, so their leadership abilities were pretty accurate.

Ah, my bad, you just came to shitpost.

- The female, Mary-Sue protagonist, Ray, owning anyone in her garbage dump with her stupid stick with a weird profile.

She's so much not a Mary Sue though. You may want to revisit the definition.

- The unexplainably black pacifist stormtrooper Flinn.
- The unexplainably female officer, miss No-name-in-reflective-armor.
- The female midget innkeeper on the jungle world, unexplainably ruling over her bandit patrons.
- The effeminate First Order general (Hux?).
- The Viet-Namese rebellion member, Rose.
- The pink-haired rebellion admiral, in a dress.

Wait, so the simply existence of non-white males means its "SJW garbage" and "socialist"? You're going to have to explain this to me a tad more. I mean, in the world there are more than non-white males and they exist in the military, lead things, work as techs, etc.

- The weapon-traders and camel-riders on the casino planet.

How do arms dealers fit into your labels??

There only explanation to this circus is the pandering to SJW's going beyond all reasonable limits.

"Circus"? You want to elaborate on that choice of word a bit?

[Tackhisis]

Even the Chancellor and Commander-in-Chief of the Rebel Alliance?

There is 0 entries of "Mon" or "Mothma" in Episodes V, VI, VII and VIII.

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She's so much not a Mary Sue though.

She's a young woman living in a frontier junk yard and she's not robbed and raped constantly. That is unlikely. She's also can fly the Millenium-Falcon and fight with a lightsaber with no previous training.

Wait, so the simply existence of non-white males means its "SJW garbage"

There is no reason to have non-white non-males in that setting.

How do arms dealers fit into your labels??

The movie paints them "eevil" with no particular reason.

"Circus"?

The portrayed characters (and setting, and events too) are so improbable and implausible so they are ridiculous and not pathetic or likable.